ColdJ Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 (edited) Depends on whether Al Gore is making a clever statement or wearing a helmet to keep cool in the jungle. Can you make a statement of fiction? New digital forum sorting assignment. Edited May 26, 2023 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 Considering fiction is nothing but lies, yes you can. Like this: I am god. A statement that is total fiction! For the older crowd: When you open a bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the first one away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 Yes. But first you must say: "Cotton-Eyed Joe! Cotton -Eyed Joe! Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? Take your eye, and go where you had come from!" 2 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said: is nothing but lies, yes you can. Like this: I am god. A statement that is total fiction! Spoiler If we live in Matrix, what's her determinant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Zuul how does the Gozer gate in ghostbusters work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 It is how you Go Zhere. How many John Wick movies till Keanue can buy a new motorbike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 None. The Matrix restores it. Are the mountains inverted lakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Only the wet ones. Which floor had the marshmellows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 The sticky one in the theater. Why do some people dream in color while others don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 They forgot to take pills. Why somebody needs lemons to make lemonade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Because how else will we get a strawberry soup? why did they choose a choice of choosing choices that chose the choice of choices that chose the choice to choose a choice of choosing choices that chose the choice of choices that chose the choice to choose a choice of choosing? 004406032023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Because they had no choice. 4 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Because how else will we get a strawberry soup? What do you mean, "how"? Like always, by adding the methyl anthranilate into the drink which you call "strawberry". The only honest part in this caption is "straw", because the straw is used to drink it. *** Why spend berries when yoou can solve chemicals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Because cheese is the answer. why is it night time is not day time and day time not night time? 025406112023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 But they are. If the Earth is spinning so fast then why can't we stick to walls that are west of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 It's spinning wrong. Spoiler Why some earthes are flat, while others aren't/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 becuase eventually thy all becme round WHY ARE FLERFS SO DUMB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Because they plateaued why do people do things? 191506122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 because they can why does nasa take to log to get to the mun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Because luna has no trees to log. If a fly loses its wings does it become a walk? 192506122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 It would become a crawl. Why do round pizzas come in square boxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Because square pizzas in round boxes made chickens bark. wherefore art thou Romeo? 193006122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Five What color is darkness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 It's Dark Ness. What's closer, the sky or the stars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Id say the is closer then sky then or then stars what? 201706132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Yes, W-hat. Spoiler Why did cowboys not adopt camels? Same desert. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Because the camel was not yet invented! if 2+2=4 then why does 2X2=4? 215406132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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