Survive That Attack!

[Just Jim]

38 minutes ago, Abel101126 said:

I call 9 mercenaries to hunt for next poster. 

Nine for mortal men... doomed to die... bwaahahahaha
(sorry, I had to)

Let's see... How about I plant a thumper and call upon Shai-Hulud to visit the next poster???

[Abel Military Services]

7 hours ago, Just Jim said:

Nine for mortal men... doomed to die... bwaahahahaha
(sorry, I had to)

Let's see... How about I plant a thumper and call upon Shai-Hulud to visit the next poster???

Sorry,but I take a Tsar Bomba in my bag everyday.

I killed the sandworm using a Tsar Bomba.

And I deployed a level 3 sentry in next poster's house.

[Abel Military Services]

Oh by the way Nyeh Heh Heh!

[Abel Military Services]

You can't kill yourself.

Next poster is the biggest enemy to United States.

[imcute]

yes due to doing an isru operation with an lvl5 engineer timewarped 1000000x kal overclocked 2100000x(u cant overclock isru in real ksp) overdrive dome(mindustry) 275%

draining all ore in united states including harmful weapons

 

 

 

the next guy would use this amount of lf in terms of nerv,starting from leo,to get somewhere(only counting dv and not the tyranny of rocket(like,there is a conctractable pipe between my station and the craft))

[Abel Military Services]

I use my EVA jetpack to go back.

Next poster get shoted by a shotgunner

[kerbiloid]

The poster failed to find the verb "to shote" in the vocabulary, so the participle "shoted" ricochetted into the next poster.

 

Edited July 12, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Maria Sirona]

LOL i simply dodged it easy peasy

 

 

Death Star fires superlaser in 3... 2... 1...

Edited July 12, 2022 by Maria Sirona

[Abel Military Services]

I took out a mirror.

Next poster is a Public Enemy.

[kerbiloid]

I change the member access modifier from "public" to "protected".

(Conjures the next poster's conscience.)

[Abel Military Services]

I turn up the console and type sv_cheats 1 and god.

/kill next poster

[Maria Sirona]

Little did you know i am an admin. I ban you for cheating

Spoiler

DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to say i'm a moderator or anything, that waa just for purposes of fun and the game, i didn't even say moderator, but admin. So don't @ me mods

I send Boba Fett after the next poster

[kerbiloid]

This forced, background character is not well known at my place. Nobody cares if he comes.

42 minutes ago, Maria Sirona said:

i didn't even say moderator, but admin.

As everyone with a cheap ADSL router, where "admin" is default name.

***

In addition to Boba, somebody sends his brother Biba.

[Maria Sirona]

WHO?????

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GET PHOTON TORPEDOS AND PHASERS SENT AT YOU LITTLE-

[kerbiloid]

I switch the light off. The photons disappear.

22 minutes ago, Maria Sirona said:

WHO?????

"Biba and Boba, two (stupid persons)". Characters from a known indecent rhyme, an allegory of a couple of (stupid persons) in whole.

***

Death Star shoots a beam of darkness.

Edited July 14, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Rutabaga22]

I use the reverse deathstar to shoot a beam of lightness and cancel out the dark

 

I ripp the next person limb from limb with sweakscale'd chainsaws

 

[Nazalassa]

Do you mean, "weak scale'd chainsaws"? They're very weak, so don't expect much damage.

On the other hand, using BDArmory (or any other mod that include nukes, including overclocked fireworks!), my craft has some H-bombs.

...

Boom incoming!!!

[kerbiloid]

"Boomstick!"
Boomstuck...

Invasion of Space Beambos.

[Maria Sirona]

Easy peasy lemon squeasy. I beam them straight into the ship's brig.

 

 

 

RT-2PM2 "Topol-M" cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based ICBM (InterContental Ballistic Missile) which can effectively control the board, leaving us in an advantage when it comes to material and the development of our pieces, INCOMING!

[Abel Military Services]

Did I have to use these old Nuclear Anti-ballistic missiles? 

The "Warmaker"(Still WIP in my game) is a three-stage solid-propellant underwater-based(basically a big ore tank underwater that can float to the surface and launch the missile in less than 2 mins.)IRBM(Because it can only hit island airfield). It can strike the island airfield with 6 nuclear warheads and it can reach 9g! And it's the most cheap and most worse in it's family! I just launched it to you carrying 6 Thermonuclear warhead! Prediction arriving time: less than 1 min. 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Maria Sirona]

Launched it to me? Hahaha. Tell that to the force field i just turned on.

Now get teleported to the surface of Mars!

[Abel Military Services]

You teleported me into Mark Watney's hab. He is very happy that he can see a human. 

The "Ksar Komba"antimatter bomb is very dangerous. It is capable of wiping out Island Airfield and KSC from the map using it's 0. 1% power. Now I've attached it on an ICBM that will arrive in less than 30s. BTW you can't intercept it because you will instantly detonate the bomb and it will make you and half of the planet wiped out of the map. 

[Maria Sirona]

16 minutes ago, Abel Military Services said:

You teleported me into Mark Watney's hab. He is very happy that he can see a human. 

The "Ksar Komba"antimatter bomb is very dangerous. It is capable of wiping out Island Airfield and KSC from the map using it's 0. 1% power. Now I've attached it on an ICBM that will arrive in less than 30s. BTW you can't intercept it because you will instantly detonate the bomb and it will make you and half of the planet wiped out of the map. 

I teleport to the other side of the planet and Watney left the hab already

[Ryaja]

A rock crushes it and rolls and crushes the next person.

[kerbiloid]

This person is not in a crush with rock-n-roll.