roboslacker Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Don't worry, it's not a common ailment, or weapon. Waiter, this soup is dissapointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Don't worry, just add a little bit of annoyance into it. Waiter, there's a living meme in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 just tell dan to get out of your soup waiter there is a xbox in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Would you be willing to let it go for fifty bucks? Waiter, has this soup's polarity been reversed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 No, that would be our new "Technobabble stew". Waiter, my soup is defying the known laws of physics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 tell it that it can't float like that Waiter there is Spoiler a spoiler in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just catch it with a spoon and through out. Chef! Please, use a handkerchief, stop spoiling the meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 how does a hankerchief stop us from spitting in it waiter my soup is in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gapone Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) Pay twice for two portions of soup now. Wait, my soup is completely perfect! Edited January 5, 2019 by Gapone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSimplicity Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Thank you for the compliment! Now, your bill... $499 Visa, MasterCard or PayPal? Waiter, there’s a 1972 Holden Kingswood in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 ok waiter I am wearing my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 It's hot isn't it ??? Waiter, my soup is inside The N1 !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Really? I've always wanted this restaurant to be featured on a Yugoslavian television network. Waiter, this soup is in violation of California Civil Code section 3530. Look it up Edited January 6, 2019 by roboslacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 It's a Californication soup, so yes, but what's the problem? Waiter! Why is it here a fly in the butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Because the butter is made near a landfill site. No refunds. Warranty viod if you didn't pay for anything. Waiter! There's a Cargo Plane in my pizza! Edited January 6, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 It's a pizzadrone. We are testing a quadrocopter delivery. Btw. Waiter, do you hunt birds with your pizza delivery system? Why these feathers in pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gapone Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 They are made of cream. There is a cucumber in my soap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 that's a pickle not a cucumber waiter my soup is floating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 That's because its density is less than the remains of the previous customer meal. Waiter! Do you have a fire extinguisher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Yes, but it costs $20. $10 more will get you one with foam inside it. For $60 you can get one with a custom paint job, and an extra $5 will get you a scope for your fire extinguisher. Waiter, could you hold on to this package for me? If the police ask about it, tell them I still have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I'm sorry, sir, but you are not allowed to bring to our club your own weeds. Officer, that guy asked to keep this package for you. And he is not from our district. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 waiters there some very local & different laws in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Then what ? this whole restaurant is being filled with laws of physics and chemistry. Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Have a better look. There is no spoon. Btw, waiter. As there is no spoon, how should I spread the soup onto the bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 WAITER!!!!! the sun is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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