Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

WAITER,THERE'S A HELL IN MY SOUP.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Waiter!

There's a Kegatronus Prime in my SoupText

DESTROY IT!!!!!!

                
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[NH04]

Don't worry. It is really small. It can't hurt you. 

WAITER! There is a chunk of pizza in my soup!

[Popestar]

Of course there is; you ordered it that way.

Waiter, there's a whistle in my soup.

[Souptime]

Well this is awkward

[Mikenike]

On 7/21/2014 at 1:39 PM, Overfloater said:

Terribly sorry! Let me vaporize that parasite.

Waiter!!! There's a cockroach in my soup, and it uses foul language! >:-[

Dying 

On 12/1/2020 at 7:07 PM, Souptime said:

Well this is awkward

WAITER, there's soup in my soup!

[sir rocket]

"with more soup inside it! atoms smaller than atoms!" the laws of physics give up and you become a black hole

Waiter, there's a jool in my soup

Edited December 3, 2020 by sir rocket
added second part

[Misguided Kerbal]

That's alright, it's trying to make you visit it.
 

WAITER! There's a Waiter in my soup!!!

[munman19]

blub

Waiter there's a country in my soup!

[Souptime]

Which one?

Waiter, theres a Kerbal in my soup! (Does this mean im a cannibal?)

[NH04]

No, as that is not a Kerbal, but some mint leaves. 

WAITER, there is a Error 404 in my soup!

[Souptime]

Let me get that with behavior 405TM  error 404 remover

Waiter! theres a mint leaf in my soup! (Imagine if my pfp became this threads signature badge like the number wars in mine)

[DarkBrave_]

It seems to be making your soup taste better.

Waiter! There's a 403 Forbidden Error in my soup!

[Popestar]

Well, that's because you aren't supposed to be eating that soup.

Waiter!  There's a blue screen of death in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

Your soup performed an invalid operation and will be closed.

Waiter! Start counting down from 1 000 000 by 1 and wait.

Edited December 16, 2020 by kerbiloid

[DarkBrave_]

Ok!

1 000 000, 999 999, 999 998, 999 998.....

.....5, 4, 3, 2, 1, DONE

Waiter There's a 500 Internal Server Error in my soup!

[HyperDraco]

Waiter, there's a blown-up PC in my soup!

[HansonKerman]

I knew we shouldn’t have told the tech guy to work at the food court—

eXCUSE ME THE TECH GUY IS IN MY SOUP

[Melontime]

Waiter, There's A @Souptime In My Soup!

[Souptime]

haha pool

[OrdinaryKerman]

Yes, that's a pool of soup. You ordered Special Sentient Soup, extra-humungous portion right?

Waiter, there's a rusty screw in my soup!

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Waiter there’s a melontime in my soup

[OrdinaryKerman]

That unripe melon is there as punishment for not being a waiter to the previous customer. (If you read the OP, you're supposed to reply to the previous poster before lodging your own complaint)

Waiter, I have Bill Watterson's pen in my soup! And it's leaking ink!

[Guest]

Waiter this is a Waiter this is a Waiter this is a Waiter this is a Waiter this is a Waiter this is a  ... in my soup!!!!

[JIMMY_the_DOG]

That was a punishment for doodling too many astronauts.

 

"Waiter, there's a toenail in my soup!"\

Spoiler

had to get that outta my system