Dientus Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) I'm sorry, here let this Xanax dissolve in it it should be fine in 30 minutes Waiter! There is a rainbow in my soup! Edited August 13, 2021 by Dientus hey new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Yes sir the soup is west coast of Canada theme. Lots of rain. Waiter! There’s a flair airlines 737 MAX8 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Waiter: It is ok Sir, it is cleared for take off. C:W, There is a big yellow taxi taking away my old man in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 We don't serve soups with old men in them, he got there by accident. The taxi is there to take him to a safer location. Waiter! My soup has fallen apart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 It's -20°C, what did you expect? Waiter! Two pieces of frozen vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 I'm afraid you have to dog sled through you Siberian Soup to find it, but it is there. Waiter! There's a snowman in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Yes, we melted him in the kitchen to save water. But it's boiled, so it's safe. Waiter! A melon, a watermelon, an airmelon, and a melonmelon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Waiter: Yes, you have heard of the band "The Melon Heads" C:W, there is a fur carpet covering my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Yes, we had to take the soup along your great-grandfather's way to his school and the carpet is there to protect the soup. Waiter! There's soup in my hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Waiter: Yes, that is so you can enjoy it later, we don't have any takeaway containers. C:W,there is a tidal pool in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 You mean your soup is a tidal pool? Because the tides in the Soupean Ocean are massive. Waiter! What to do about absolutely no tides existing in my country so there's no natural way for the soup to get in my saucer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Sorry sir you ordered saucer soup. Did you mean sauce with soup? Waiter! There’s a bag in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Oh, that's the new special, bagged soup. Now you can eat your soup on the go! Waiter! The USS Enterprise-D is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Waiter: Oh I am sorry Sir. The saucer section was meant to be under your bowl. C:W, There is a time vortex bringing the USS Enterprise-C through so that the Enterprise-D can help repair it, in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Your the one who asked for nerd soup? Waiter! There is a MiG-31 equipped with nuclear cruise missiles in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Waiter: I'm Armageddon the feeling that your soup is too hot. C:W, There is a figure trapped in Carbonite in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 19 hours ago, Stormpilot said: Sorry sir You mean ma'am? 9 hours ago, ColdJ said: There is a figure trapped in Carbonite in my soup Check if his name means "he" in swedish Spoiler Not kidding, "han" actually means "he" in swedish Waiter! Why is my soup made of metal and my spoon made of soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Maria Sirona said: 19 hours ago, Stormpilot said: Sorry sir You mean ma'am? He asked the customer, whose soup you had just taken. 11 minutes ago, Maria Sirona said: ma'am Also, there is a palindrome in your soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, gender neutral, non binary individual, it was meant to be an Aerodrome. C:W,There is an over thought politically correct statement in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 It's an alphabet soup, it's a lot of possible with its help. Waiter! I have a theory about thi soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 About traumatic head injury? Oh goodness sorry I will remove that immediately! Waiter! There’s a Boeing 747-400 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Yes, it's a Boeing 747-400 = 347. Soup! Where is the waiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Waiter: Deer customer, why are you talking to your soup? Waiter! There are waves in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Yes. It's Gargantuan soup with giant waves. Waiter! Why does the soup keep talking in the stomach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 What? You ate a talking soup? They're a protected species! You're getting arrested! Waiter! I can't think of what to say is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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