ColdJ Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 (edited) It is just something we do on a regular basis through the year. It is a nice table. Customer: Did the other customer drink my soup or did the other customer get drunk? Customer: A new page please, with plenty of gravy. Edited March 8, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Sorry, but I can't answer two questions. Why'd Jeb has radioactive materials? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Waiter: Sorry, but you want the thread across the road. Customer: Why is that customer face down in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Because he is a face plant. See? He has leaves! C: Waiter, what is 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 The meaning of life and is also February 11. Waiter! I want a Valentine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Sorry, but consuming Kerbals are not allowed in this diner. Have some sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Plutonium Sandwich? Ok waiter, there is some explosive in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitronMan Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Waiter There's a soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Here's hot water to avert it. Waiter! Can you wait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 Sure! (I wait 100, 000 years) Waiter! Why's my soup radioactive again! I want another diner please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 Because you ordered the Neptunium soup! Waiter! I want some puos in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 You get the pi. Not a pie, but a pi to solve my son's homework. Waiter! Why is there a manuscript on my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) It's a menu. Should I bring another plate, or you keep playing with food? Waiter! I asked for the lego soup, not for the plastic alphabet one. Edited March 11, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Waiter: Sorry but the Chef is having trouble reading the instructions to put it together. Customer: Waiter there is a forum member floating in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Wrong soup. DAMN YOU, MARK! Waiter! There's a hot fork on my soup, and also, my soup is green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 It's a Kerbal soup! You eat Jeb! Waiter! Why's my soup radioactive again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Waiter: because you keep putting your finger in it. You are radioactive from eating uranium cereal. Customer: A lead bowl of soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Sorry, we have only led ones left. Waiter! Is the bus stop at your diner USB-compatible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Sorry, but you want the "Ask for stupid soup, get a stupid Waiter" thread. Customer: Is this a knife I see before me, in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Oh, so that's where our knife went, sorry sir! No refunds. Waiter! Why is there ice on my soup?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 It's your ice cream soup. Waiter! Why there's a Spy sapping my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Do you even have a Pyro on your Team? No? well... Waiter! There are Combines on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Yes. It's a compound feedstuff. Spit this out and leave the barn, please. Waiter! Do you really have only sandwiches? Where are the claywiches or mudwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 But this is an desert restaurant! Waiter! This soup is not in the correct timeline, throw it away please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 Why so? People never get soup, so you're lucky. Waiter! Why is my soup sticky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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