kerbiloid Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Oops. Probably we haven't washed the plate after SCP-049 Plague Doctor was eating from it. Waiter! Why does this alphabet soup have only 3 letters: C, P, S? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 whoops! we forgot to strain the SCP stuff out of the soup! Waiter! why is there a capital ship in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 Because it's shipped in the capital city. Bartender! Why are all these cranes attached to the same barrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 I dunno. A kerbal did that. Waiter! There's some hair in my soupiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 Our cook is bald. Probably, he shaves in the kitchen. Waiter! Are you the garçon? If you are a son of gar, where are your fins and gills? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 Uhh, what is that? Waiter! Supernatural Soup made by Ambrose restaurant please. And make sure there's no SCP foundation or GOC members in this restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 You can be sure that there's no SCP foundation or GOC members in this restaurant. It's absolutely safe here. Spoiler This restaurant is a "Safe" SCP object itself. 3 hours ago, Abel Military Services said: Uhh, what is that? "garçon" (literally "boy") = "waiter" in French. Waiter! Have you checked the tea cups for magic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 28 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: You can be sure that there's no SCP foundation or GOC members in this restaurant. It's absolutely safe here. Reveal hidden contents This restaurant is a "Safe" SCP object itself. "garçon" (literally "boy") = "waiter" in French. Waiter! Have you checked the tea cups for magic? Uhhh... no? (The tea cups turn out to be magic.. like.. they dont have magic, they are magic) Waiter! why is there a soup in my soup's soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burn n crash Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Because they ordered it. Waiter! Why is there an early access sequel in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Because we boiled it again to remove the semi-boiled cabbage odor. Waiter! Why is the menu made of clay and printed in cuneiform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 We are trying out a Paleo menu. Waiter, there is a launcher in my soup and it wont let me start eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 It's not a launcher, it's a luncher, we were thinking, it's funny. Waiter! Did you call a barber for this barbecue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 It is a four square meal, so we employed a Barber Shop Quartet. There is A-capella in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 This is an Acapulco soup. You could be more accurate on ordering a dish. Waiter! Soupreme soup, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Waiter! My soup has fallen apart! I'll need a kraken-proof bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Do you have enough money to render it, sir? Waiter! This soup is very pixellated. Do you boil it on GPU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 We have released Soup 2 into early access. You will need a serious bowl update in order to eat it. Waiter, will I be able to use soup 2 in my Linux bowl, with some WINE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 1 minute ago, ColdJ said: We have released Soup 2 into early access. You will need a serious bowl update in order to eat it. Waiter, will I be able to use soup 2 in my Linux bowl, with some WINE? The soup is in a bowl made of frozen wine sir, you really need to start eating it or it will melt Waiter, why is there a planet in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Sorry, we dropped some Mercury there. Waiter! Is it a hamburger? It's a hamburgee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) That's a Hamburgeahhhhhhh Waited! Do soup have fur? Edited March 22, 2023 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Yes, when if a meat fell from ceiling. Salesman! Why do you call this centipede hot dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burn n crash Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Because it contains 25 dogs. Waiter! Why does my soup have poison in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 To make you think that your tea doesn't. Waiter! Reload the sugar bombs, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Here, have some Ultra Jet. Waiter, There is a Mire Lurk in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 It's Mireille, our diner mascot. Mimi, get out! Waiter! Hallucigenia stew, please. Spoiler Fifty years of failed attempts, to understand which end is the head, finally happily brought the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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