kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 You can see this caption?.. But it's UV! Waitender! Beeskey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Give those keys back to those bees! Waiter, my soup shares a border with a global superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Waiter: We use the Superpower of Heat Vision to warm the soup. Customer: Is that a vision of a future soup in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 It's a soup from WandaVision. Waiter! Tortilla juice, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Okay, here is a bowl of tortilla soup, on the house! Waiter, there's two tons of creamed corn in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) We have 2 problems 1. What's creamed corn 2. How can 2 tons fit in our soup bowls. Two negative things. Negative multiplied by negative is positive. Your soup has no problems. Waither, thhere'sh washabshi inh mhy shoup anth I thhvink I bvurhned mhy thonghue Edited July 31, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal Burned my teeth? That doesn't make any sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Wasabi isn't like chili; it's very spicy at first but goes away quite quickly. Waiter, this is stew, not soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) waiter there is nothing in my soup! puke or spit in it or maybe even bathe in my soup! this is stew not soup Edited August 2, 2023 by Dunas Only Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Yes, that is our specialty: vacuum soup. Waiter, this is still stew, not soup! Spoiler @Dunas Only Moon, you're supposed to respond to the last person (e.g., what I said, "Waiter, this is stew, not soup." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 its stoup, our very special soup stew waiter there's a broth in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Yes, we have a special brother to cook it. Twitender! A twit of Xwiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 14 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Twitender Actually, sir, the boss rebranded us to "X". Waiter! Battlefront 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Catch the mug! Watch your back! Let the battle begin! Human! Fifty milliliters of the ethanol 40% solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 It's a natural isotope of the soup. Waiter! What is soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 What is soup? What is world? What is all of us? You tell me. W-ater! Water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Here is a filter for your soup. Pour it in and wait a few hours and you will get your water. Is that a great idea I see in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 It's an ideal soup. All of its ideas are great. Waiter! Are you waiting for tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Yes. I have reserved a part of the kitchen so you can show us your cooking tips. Waiter, are these real tears in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Yes, tear it apart. Weighter! 0.54125 g of soup, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 One shot of soup coming right up. Why is there a banana in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Because we don't have a batata. Waiter! Is this fork officially supported? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Uh, no... you support it with your hand. Waiter, an F-35B Lightning II is attempting vertical takeoff in my soup... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 (edited) Don't worry, our anti aircraft salt shakers will take it out. Waiter, There is an evil volcano island lair in my soup. Edited August 7, 2023 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 Splash some of your soup on it to extinguish it. Waiter, there is a nuclear submarine preparing to launch a missile in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 It is ok, the depth croutons will take it out. This soup looks slick, is it oily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.