Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[TwoCalories]

Hmmm... *touches the soup to feel if it is oily, making the soup unsafe to eat because someone else touched it* Yep! Not oily at all. Enjoy, sir!

Waiter, there is an obscure reference in my soup!

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "New page," and were suddenly silenced.

[ColdJ]

It is ok, it has been folded into a boat shape and is floating on top.

I asked for some Swedish soup but based on the shark dorsal moving around in it, it must be Finnish.

[TwoCalories]

Shark fin soup is illegal, sir. Homeland Security will be arriving shortly.

Waiter! There are no croutons in my bisque!

[ColdJ]

It is only a small Bisque, you might call it a Biscuit.

Some inspiration soup please.

[kerbiloid]

No problem, sir, but we must inform police.

Waiter! Jinn with tonic, please.

[ColdJ]

Here is a lamp to rub, it has a Djinn with tonic inside it.

Waiter, can I separate the Hydrogen from my soup?

 

[RevanX_LSR]

Here is some oxygen gas and a lighter. Do as you please.

Waiter, can you add some Rocket Propellant into the soup?

[ColdJ]

Here are some bagels and Lox.

Waiter, I see an eternity reflected in my soup.

[RevanX_LSR]

The speed posting goes on for an eternity. Deal with it.

Waiter, why are you so mean?

[kerbiloid]

Because it means.

Waiter! These beans are beaningless.

[TwoCalories]

Use your imagination! Give them beaning!

Waiter! There is stew in my soup in my bisque in my broth in my noodles in my dip in my water!

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Maybe try closing your mouth when you chew, also thank you for ordering one of everything.

Customer: Waiter, I can remember when there was just a fly in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

It's a French restaurant. You can enjoy the cup of fly broth, and the fly itself is cooked on another plate.

Waiter! Coffee and croissant with boiled sausage and ketchup.

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[ColdJ]

Here, you go, all in one bowl. We call it a kerbiloid special.

Waiter, there is a speed run in my soup.

[TwoCalories]

No, that's Dream doing a manhunt.

Waiter, there is a thing in my soup.

[ColdJ]

Waiter: Is it "The Thing"? Because we have been looking for "The Thing".

Waiter, there is a Siver Surfer in my soup.

[kerbalcommander563]

I thought you wanted silver soup?

Waiter! There is graham's number pasta in my soup and it is making my soup into a black hole!

[TwoCalories]

Don't be intimidated, black hole soup is actually quite delicious. Make sure to eat it down to the singularity; it's the best part!

Waiter, there's a hair in my black hole soup!

[kerbiloid]

Black holes are hairless. It's from our cook's bald head.

Waiter! Carry curry!

 

[kerbalcommander563]

Here is 2000 Tons of the hottest curry. *huffs and puffs*


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[kerbiloid]

It's an entangled noodle soup.

Waiter! Why is there a babygator in this egg?

[AlamoVampire]

Because it wanted to be like sheldon. 

waiter! Why is there an ac compressor in my soup!

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[TwoCalories]

That is part of the SoupVAC system, which helps cool the soup down before you eat it.

Waiter! There's a whole intact bird's nest, with a bird in it, in my bird's nest soup!

[ColdJ]

Only the best quality for our customers.

Waiter, I can see a whole universe in a drop of soup.

[AlamoVampire]

Ah yes, universal soup, great choice!

waiter! Theres broth in my miso soup!

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