kerbiloid Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 It's a blessoup. Waiter! Chewbarbecue, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Sorry sir, I work here, I don't eat here. Waiter, there is rye in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 did you lose your rye bread in your soup? Waiter! there's a star system in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Yes sir, chef says its the Milky Way Soup. With Star system noodles. waiter! Why is there a pentastar engine in the lobster tank? 125402052024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Because it's not a lobster tank. It's a lobster APC. Waiter! Analyze this! What's this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Yes! *looks at the thing* ... wh-what even am i supposed to look at? Waltur. Waiter! There's a spicy ad on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Yes, that is our added spice. Waiter. One soup burger please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Here, the brand new soup Whomp- Whommp-wh... how do i... what's the name for this... ehhhh... Big Mac Soup! yeah, there you go. Waiter! There's a dose of DHMO in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Oh no! The soup is already corroding! Quick, put on this respirator before we suffocate! Waiter, there's a Pilot G2 pen in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Yes, it is a subtle hint that you need to sign the cheque. Waiter, does this soup contain all the essential nutrients? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Yes, it contains vinegar essence. Waiter! Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Im sorry but Bill is unavailable, but here is Bob. Waiter! Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies? 143702142024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Sir, you are the customer, I have told you before that the kitchen is off limits to you. Waiter, do you have a hot pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Yes, the cook is having a bath in it. Waiter! Is this pancake called so because it's hard like pan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 No. It is because the critics all hate it. Waiter, do you know if Jebs Diner is still going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Maybe. Waiter, there is a fire in my soup, and I didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 We have warned you about this new pepper sauce. Waiter! Please, a water extinguisher for that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Here, shake this soda and put it in your mouth, the carbon dioxide will extinguish the fire. Waiter, do your sodas come with Mentos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Yes, it mentally does. But don't mix it with cola, or you can feel an emotional storm. Waiter! As it is a British pub, why are there only lobsters? Where are bobsters, robsters, and nobsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 The bobsters (Bobbys) arrested the robsters (robbers) and we don't call our customers nobsters (nobs) to their faces. Waiter, what is on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Your coffee. Please, take it off. Waiter! Boiled shrimpsters, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Sorry, the Swedish Chef took them all to make Popcorn Shrimp. Waiter, is that a Japanese talking Swedish Chef in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I think so, let me have a look at it ok? Waiter, the physical presence of this solid material levitating locally on my ceramic bowl filled with this generic liquid is emanating a nuisance to my visual and feeling sensors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Wut? Dude, you need to have a sleep! Waiter! Report your observation officer about that strange client, ordering SCP levitating things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 We do soup, try Jebs Diner for other things. Waiter, did you cry in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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