ColdJ Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Here you are sir. We call it "The Bill". Waiter, Some stew in my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Just a moment, sir. I'll catch something and substistewte it there. Bartender! Stop lighting the alcohol shots. Every burning shot is warming the atmosphere and fills it with carbon oxides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Oh geez, good call! Imagine if these shots filled the atmosphere with carbon DIoxide!" Waiter, there's dry ice in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Yes, it is in our patented soup proof container, guaranteed to keep it dry. Waiter, a block of warm Ice for my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 We call it Neptune soup, as there are several sorts of hot ice in the Neptune. Waiter! Just Cola with ice. With heavy ice. With heavy water ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Here you go, and we have thrown in a free Contol Rod to go with it. Waiter, a microscope please, so I can see what is in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Yes, it's a microscope there. Waiter! Pepsin Cola, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Here you go, use at your own risk, we use it to turn a side of beef into broth. Waiter, a pizza soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Your pizouppa, sir. With probably anchovies, but mayb they are mushrooms. Bartender! Do you sometimes clean the bar from dancing footprints? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 No Sir. This is not Coyote Ugly. Waiter, some soup to sup for supper please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 It is souperior today! Sommelier! Is this tequila from 1954, made of four-year cacti, gathered at the south-east slope of the Coyot Hill next to the dry arroyo, to the West from the red hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Yes. Waiter, some Agave soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Your soup, sir, with more pins in it. Kitchen-gardener! Why have you dug the potatoes in ground? Should we stick our heads in it to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Please Sir, just wait for the Minecraft ticks and then we will make you some nice potato soup. Waiter, why is that customer sticking their face in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Pay no attention, he is always doing this. We call him Soupface. Barbie Q! Where is my barbecue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just Oppen it with the heimmer damnit! Waiter, why the hell did i have to bring this terrible pun on this post? Did you took it from someone's soup, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 No, sir. From the left one. Barbie! Queue. Move faster, people are waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just wait, order's coming from literally everywhere i can't even with timing! Barbie or Waiter, Queue. What is your real name, the first or the latter, and on regards of my soup, why is there smoke coming out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 The soup is losing its atmosphere. Waiter! Am I the third person trying to chew this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 I assure you that nobody else has tried to chew their spoon. Waiter, some Funion soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 All ive got are funyons sorry Waiter! Maid Marian is hiding in my soup! 125204022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) Don't worry, it's just another attack of your pareidolia. Eat it. Made Marian! Get out of his soup! Edited April 2 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 That is Waitress to you sony Jim, I was just straining it. Waitress, is that a guy (of Gisbourne) in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 It's Ivan Hoe. G*y Gisbourne went out to M*rry men. Brian de Bois-Guilbert, hurry up to the table! Reginald Front de Boeuf and Philip de Malvoisin are almost ready with front de beef and malvasia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just give them a few minutes, they're making a side for your soup. WAITER! MY SOUP HAS NEUTRONIUM IN IT! I DIDN'T ORDER THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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