ColdJ Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Customer: There is something fishy about my Cowporken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 It's made of the Mediterranean Octopork meat. Waiter! A cheeseckenburger, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Waiter: We tried Sir, but there is an angry mob of Chickens surrounding the building, that insist you have the vegetable soup. C:W, There is a potential riot in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Yessir, the potential one. The kinetic riot is just approaching. Waiter! There is no bread on the table, so bring me the brioche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Waiter: Brioche contains eggs. Now we are in a heap of trouble. Customer: Quick, dive in to the Soup Vortex and let us be away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 It's a soup pool. So, you can't be away, but let me join the party as you wish. Salesman! A pack of dry soup pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Waiter: Ahh Sir, that is the delivery guy, supplying our ingredients. You can only get them rehydralised and in your bowl, just like all our other customers. C:W, There is more in my soup than dreamt of in your philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 The soup plate is either half full, or half fool, or half empty, or is full of flies. Waiter! Bill! Is it you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Waiter: Ahh yes the bill, coming right up Sir. C:W, There is a summer nights dream in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 A dead mosquito soup, as you wish. Waiter! A beesquit, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Waiter: As you wish, but there will be no more honey from now on. C:W,There is a reflection, of what could be in my soup, in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Here's you mirror. You dropped it into the soup plate. Waiter! Why these wooden boards instead of normal plates? Is it a restaurant or a hut in the forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, we were going through that fad of wood boards and serving chips in minature fry baskets. C:W, There is nothing I can see in my bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Because it's a bowling,not Hogwartz. Waiter! Expecto pepperonus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomerac Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Sorry about that Waiter there's a starship in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Yes, the SpaceX fans were eating from this plate before you. Waiter! Why do you need tips? Are you an archer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Waiter: yes and yes, you might have noticed my eyebrow arching. C:W, There is no hill, nor butterfly, nor pseudo human, nor corrupted wish, nor silly question, nor superpower, nor limerick, nor music quote, nor zombie attack, nor ksp2 in my soup. What am I to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Reading the menu. Will you finally order something? Waiter! What are you waiting for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Waiter: Gwen Stefani. C: What is that in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Waiter: Deborah! Jeff Bezos got into the soup again! Get @Souptime's soup-cleanin' sweeper! Customer: Wait! Don't do it! He'll sue you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 We know him, he's Marty. Marty Sue. Waiter! Too late. No wait... Two late. One is just in time. Bring one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Waiter. One ton soup coming right up. C:W, There is a heaviness to my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Waiter: The heaviness is in your heart. Customer:Waiter, A triple bypass please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Pass by the bar three times, please. A straw berry eye scream, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Waiter: Hold still, this is going to sting. C:W, There is mystery meat in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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