kerbiloid Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Stop playing with food and take the toy blocks out. On 1/11/2022 at 4:38 PM, ColdJ said: Is there a time anomaly in my soup? I feel like I have been at this table for months. It's normal, it's aging. Waiter! Where is the mush room here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 It still exists, sir. The mushroom is at the room of the mushes. Waiter! The soup is blushing so much it's pink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Waiter: That is why we prefer you compliment the Chef rather than the soup. C:W, Quick, a strainer! I seem to have lost the plot in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waiter! There's a black hole in my souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waiter: tttttttttthhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttttt iiiiiiiiisssss ooooookkkkkkk, there is a white hole in there to even it out. Customer: Waiter, there are 50 shades of grey in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waiter: Don't worry, color.exe is corrupted. Customer: There's an N1 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waiter: There are also 2 O's and another N. It is Onion soup. Customer: Is this soup musical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) 35 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Waiter: There are also 2 O's and another N. It is Onion soup. Customer: Is this soup musical? Waiter: No, it's Music AL, the Azur Lane OST. Customer: There's a MK 1-3 Command Pod in my soup! Edited January 19, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waiter: It's where our dear kerbals got stuck, the soup is hot, right? Customer: Waiter, there's nothing but a tomato on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Waiter: That is because it is a tomato balloon. All the real ingrediens are in the soup. Customer: This soup is very thick, are you sure it's not stew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Yes, it's thick because the building has lower gravity than outside! *nervous shaking* Waiter! The soup is so hot it basically boils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 That's because the atmospheric pressure is low. Waiter! Please, potatoes and tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Waiter: We have been trying sir but they are proving difficult to please. Customer: Is the answer in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 The answer to your quiz? No. But the answer to why your future relationship might be bad is there. Waiter! The soup is speaking in French! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) oui bon monsieur. c'est un restaurant de cuisine francophone. C: W, why is there a ROCKET in my soup? Edited January 20, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Waiter! Two oliviers and four breads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Sorry sir but we won't serve you till you answer Akagi's question. Customer: Is it customary to have custom soup for customers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 @ColdJ thx m8 Waiter: Yes, no, maybe. C: W, why is there a badge for the Historic Replica Challenge in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 It's for you to be proud! It's inedible, though. So we're not responsible for any lethal actions. Waiter! There's a whole book on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Yes, this is alphabet soup after all! C: W, why is there my inbox in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Waiter: Because soup is meant to go in. We have a different room for the outbox. Customer. Is this soup modded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 It's modded so up to eat! Waiter! Fresh strawberryllium, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Waiter: Here you go sir, be careful, it is radioactively hot. Customer: So how many types of soup do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Just one. But always random. Waiter! The fact that this rat has eaten this cheese sandwich from inside, is not a reason to count it as a cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Waiter: Of course not, that would require buns. Customer: This soup is making me sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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