kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) Yes, we count money in $oups, not in £ibras. Waiter! Please, recalculate the bill in DeutschMarx. Edited January 30, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 W: Maybe. C: W, why is this soup dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Live soup is too hard to catch. Waiter! There's a Castor 4 rocket motor in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 It's a castor oil, to help the nutrition. Waiter! A fried thunderbird, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Waiter: It is parked outside. You are going to need an auto electrician, it is also not edible. Customer: There is a Supermarionette swimming in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Alpha Beth has made her alphabet soup out of them. Bartender! What does your bar tend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 [WAITER] As nobody said it, EGAP WEN KOOL YEH! [ME] Waiter, there's a Hyperboloid in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Yes, somebody was hyped and threw the hunt bolas into your dish. Waiter! Please, tell me. That waitress, standing next to the bar counter, with blonde hair and funny smile... Yes, she... Can she gift you a toothbrush or just come here instead of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Um... sure. She'll be right over. Waiter! What is your Tuesday special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 The Twisty Tuesday Tomato Taco! Enjoy it! Waiter! There's an Frog saying KSP Kopernicus stuff on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Oh yes! That's R-T-B's screaming contraption! Waiter! There's a Module Manager error on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Incorrect soup version. Waiter! Why did you bring me the frog thighs? I ordered frog tongues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Waiter. Sorry Sir but I have been throwing up ever since you ordered. We don't have that. Customer: Where is the soup in my bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 It's in your bowl, you have answered yourself. Waiter! A handful of sublimated solid soup, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Waiter: We don't handle them directly as that is unsantitory. Here have a wax wrapped cube. Customer: Is there some boiled water to go with my solid soup cube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 We have the boiled water, the fried water, the baked water, and even the dry water. Waiter! Haven't you forgotten a spoon? How should I eat this water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Your hand! Waiter, did you give me water on a fancy bowl?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) Yes, on the top of it. Waiter! Where are the bowls in your bowling? I can see only balls and bottles. P.S. Btw, if throw a bowl at the diner bottle shelf, does it turn the diner in a bowling? Edited February 5, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Btw, if throw a bowl at the diner bottle shelf, does it turn the diner in a bowling? What a stupid question 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Waiter! Where are the bowls in your bowling? I can see only balls and bottles. Sir, you're in Jeb's Exotic Bowls of Soup - Very Arbitrary Laughter, or we call JEBS - VAL. Waiter! What does JEBS - VAL mean in your restaurant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Probably something from the ethnic cuisine. It was a folk restaurant previously. Walter! Are you a waiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Walter is a customer. Kustomah is a waiter. Customer: Is there any sense left in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Yes. The sense of taste. A moment later you will fell it. Janitor! May I, please, your bucket and clothes for a second, to wash this plate, as your kitchen didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Yeah sure, seems like we got a Chicken, not a Kitchen. Waiter! There's a Unknown mod called 000_NotSus in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Waiter: No problems Sir. Our soup will dissolve it very quickly. Customer: Ahh, my soup seems to be eating the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 War amongst inanimate objects isn't my obligation nor it is in my contract. You deal with it. Waiter! A new soup, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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