ColdJ Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) Waiter: It's Halloween, Trick or Treacle. Customer: Is there anything interesting in my soup? (There is a new page in my soup) Edited March 14, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 You just put your phone into the soup! Waiter! Why's my soup filled with Barney's Beer? @Venusian Explorer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 No, sir. It's filled by Barney's Bear. Waiter! Why are you giving me the bill? Am I a lawyer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) No. You are a cheater. Waiter! Why's my soup been sapped? I'm a Pyro with a Dragon's Fury. Edited March 14, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 You forgot to recruit a professional Pyro. Waiter! This soup is a mix of nothing but air! Remove it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Why will I remove air? Waiter! There is uncooked bacon here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Waiter: Hey don't insult Snuffles, our truffle sniffing pig. Customer: Is that a fly in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 It's a budget chicken. Is it a catering company? Two caterpillars, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Aww! It sucks! Have a soup! Waiter! Why there's a pyro besides me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 To keep the soup warm. Customer: Waiter, is that a shoe in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Nope. Waiter! Why's my soup poisonous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 The poison cures life syndrome waiter why is my soup alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 It hasn't been cured of life syndrome! waiter why is there a reaper leviathan in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Because it's the bouillabaisse. Fish wastes, crustacea wastes, sometimes leviathans. Waiter! Why is this thing showing unfriendly gestures from the pot? Is it a lobster-mobster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozaf Kerman Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Yes it is a lobster-mobster. It is tranquilized though. WAITER, WHY IS CHAIR IN SOUP?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 We don't know, sir. We don't know. Waiter, why is there a GPU in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 That’s not a GPU that’s a CPU, it is there for you to upgrade your old CPU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Waiter! This soup is outdated. Do you have an updated version of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Sure sir! Here's the download link Soup_In_CerTuri.zip Waiter! There's a zip code on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 This is soup. zip. Why's my soup zipped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Because it's coded. 16 minutes ago, Kerbal Productions said: There's a zip code on my soup! Please, couldn't you be more specific? Is it a zipper or a Zippo code? *** Waiter! There is a fly in the soup. Please, debug it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Here you are. Flamethrower. Waiter! Where's my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Yes, Where is your soup. Waiter! If your diner is called KFC, why do the chicken have a non-Kentucky accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Because this is an alien! Kill it! Waiter! Are you a Spy who wants to sap my soup? I'm a professional Pyro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Okay, first of all sir, what's a Pyro? We'll have to kick you out of the restaurant. Waiter! Do I need a fly swatter nearby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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