kerbiloid Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Because your S-hop is s-hopping too high. Waiter! As there is no-one in your soup shop, may I order two and eat a half of it, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 [Waiter] Yup, here's your soup shop. [Nazalassa] Waiter, there's an underscore in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Take it up and it will be an overscore. Waiter! Souper trooper, is it gonna blind me? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Waiter: Well Sir: "The Winner Takes it All". Customer: Can you hear the soup Fernando? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Only when water is low. Spoiler Bartender! Will we, will we rogue you? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Oh no, you'll only get some soup. Waiter, there's a vegetable in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Only the vege. The table is under it. Waiter! When I said "pine apple", I meant a single object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Waiter: We are all mourning the loss of the apple. Customer: He's got the whole world, in his soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Sir, I barely finished 10th grade, I don't know any of your metaphors. Spoiler Don't refer what I said above to my real life! Waiter! Why is there lightning in my soup?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 It's electric eel fish soup, it's normal. Just hold your spoon with a napkin. 2 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: Sir, I barely finished 10th grade, I don't know any of your metaphors. Hide contents Don't refer what I said above to my real life! Wasn't able to finish? *** Bartender! Let me hear that counter sound again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) Ok, I'll drop your soup on the counter, and it will make a sound. You might also make a sound, a somewhat angry sound. Yes, very angry indeed. Waiter, there's a Scania in my soup! Edited May 30, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) It should merge with this Saab for a while, will make it easier to pull out Waiter! Why does my soup sound like a broken Bluetooth speaker repeating "Low battery, please charge" ? Edited May 30, 2022 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 It's because we have a Bluetooth speaker in there! We can control it remotely and do anything with it. But I guess it needs to be charged... no soup for you! Waiter! My soup has a dead bird in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 It's called "chicken", and it also was beheaded, skinned, disemboweled, and quartered, before being thrown into the boiling water. Such a medieval recipe. Waiter! Ask the cook, does he call his charcoaled meat barbecue or auto-da-fe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Waiter: How dare you sir, this is a soup restaraunt, all our meat is stewed in a slow cooker for a week before going in our soup. Customer: Am I meant to see swirling colours in my head after consuming this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) Whom are you asking, sir? There is nobody standing at your table. Lobster! Do you see that funny guy talking to nobody? Edited May 31, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Lobster: Huh, who said that? Bowl: Don't look at me, I just sit here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I'm sorry, but our bowling is closing now. Bowltender! Look, my bowl hit all ten pins on the shelf behind you. Where is my prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Waiter: Here is a broom to clean up the mess. Customer: Have we made it to the Super Bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Yes, Superb Owl is ours. Bariumtender! Some nitrate, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Waiter: I have a Barometer if you want to know the weather forecast. Customer: Is there a high chance of soup in my bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 This is our "Lucky Soup". If you eat and survive, you are lucky. Don't hesitate, try your chance. Waiter! Which Greek trigraph do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcute Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 waiter:I will not answer questions not related to eating Waiter!there is a replica of u in this soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Waiter: It is a simple Alphabet soup. Customer: There is something green and crunchy in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Give it a spoon. It will crawl out and fly away. Waiter! Why is this simple Alphabet soup made of Phi, Beta, Kappa letters? Was it your alma-mater before this diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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