kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2024 Share Posted January 17, 2024 It's a blessoup. Waiter! Chewbarbecue, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Sorry sir, I work here, I don't eat here. Waiter, there is rye in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted February 4, 2024 Share Posted February 4, 2024 did you lose your rye bread in your soup? Waiter! there's a star system in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 5, 2024 Share Posted February 5, 2024 Yes sir, chef says its the Milky Way Soup. With Star system noodles. waiter! Why is there a pentastar engine in the lobster tank? 125402052024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2024 Share Posted February 6, 2024 Because it's not a lobster tank. It's a lobster APC. Waiter! Analyze this! What's this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 9, 2024 Share Posted February 9, 2024 Yes! *looks at the thing* ... wh-what even am i supposed to look at? Waltur. Waiter! There's a spicy ad on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 10, 2024 Share Posted February 10, 2024 Yes, that is our added spice. Waiter. One soup burger please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 11, 2024 Share Posted February 11, 2024 Here, the brand new soup Whomp- Whommp-wh... how do i... what's the name for this... ehhhh... Big Mac Soup! yeah, there you go. Waiter! There's a dose of DHMO in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 13, 2024 Share Posted February 13, 2024 Oh no! The soup is already corroding! Quick, put on this respirator before we suffocate! Waiter, there's a Pilot G2 pen in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 14, 2024 Share Posted February 14, 2024 Yes, it is a subtle hint that you need to sign the cheque. Waiter, does this soup contain all the essential nutrients? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2024 Share Posted February 14, 2024 Yes, it contains vinegar essence. Waiter! Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 14, 2024 Share Posted February 14, 2024 Im sorry but Bill is unavailable, but here is Bob. Waiter! Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies? 143702142024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 15, 2024 Share Posted February 15, 2024 Sir, you are the customer, I have told you before that the kitchen is off limits to you. Waiter, do you have a hot pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 21, 2024 Share Posted February 21, 2024 Yes, the cook is having a bath in it. Waiter! Is this pancake called so because it's hard like pan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 21, 2024 Share Posted February 21, 2024 No. It is because the critics all hate it. Waiter, do you know if Jebs Diner is still going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted February 25, 2024 Share Posted February 25, 2024 Maybe. Waiter, there is a fire in my soup, and I didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 27, 2024 Share Posted February 27, 2024 We have warned you about this new pepper sauce. Waiter! Please, a water extinguisher for that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 29, 2024 Share Posted February 29, 2024 Here, shake this soda and put it in your mouth, the carbon dioxide will extinguish the fire. Waiter, do your sodas come with Mentos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 29, 2024 Share Posted February 29, 2024 Yes, it mentally does. But don't mix it with cola, or you can feel an emotional storm. Waiter! As it is a British pub, why are there only lobsters? Where are bobsters, robsters, and nobsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3, 2024 Share Posted March 3, 2024 The bobsters (Bobbys) arrested the robsters (robbers) and we don't call our customers nobsters (nobs) to their faces. Waiter, what is on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 Your coffee. Please, take it off. Waiter! Boiled shrimpsters, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 Sorry, the Swedish Chef took them all to make Popcorn Shrimp. Waiter, is that a Japanese talking Swedish Chef in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 I think so, let me have a look at it ok? Waiter, the physical presence of this solid material levitating locally on my ceramic bowl filled with this generic liquid is emanating a nuisance to my visual and feeling sensors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 Wut? Dude, you need to have a sleep! Waiter! Report your observation officer about that strange client, ordering SCP levitating things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8, 2024 Share Posted March 8, 2024 We do soup, try Jebs Diner for other things. Waiter, did you cry in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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