Untrue Fact Telling Machine

[ColdJ]

Buying the latest thing will give you everlasting happiness.

[kerbiloid]

Why not? A new release is always better.

[ColdJ]

The cheese in a can is real cheese.

[kerbiloid]

The antic civilisation was built by ants.

[ColdJ]

Nobody wishes that they could go back to being a care free kid.

[kerbiloid]

Kids are care free, as they don't need a care.

[ColdJ]

The proliferation of pseudo reality TV is not a clear indicator of how much we have dumbed down the following generations.

[kerbiloid]

Smartphones are for smart people.

[ColdJ]

Fan fiction will never be considered canon.

[kerbiloid]

Marvel and DC are not a collapse of the human culture.

Edited June 20, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Nazalassa]

The old KSP store looked like that (old screenshot)

Spoiler

 

[Kerb24]

My internet is fast enough to load that image in less than a few minutes.

Edited June 20, 2022 by Kerb24

[ColdJ]

Standing out in a sand storm is good for your skin.

[kerbiloid]

The Ancient Egyptians had both Western and Russian 7.62 calibers, we know that from Tomb Raider.

[imcute]

(searching for random fact core messages)

 

Some of the Fact Sphere's facts contain in-game references. A few of them are:

Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mt. Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird. (This refers to Chell going through Test Shaft 09 after GLaDOS was kidnapped by a bird.)

The Schrodinger's Cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats. (Referencing GLaDOS using this thought puzzle to trick the scientists into supplying her with neurotoxin.)

[Iapetus7342]

Did you know that there is a peak on the south pole of Moho?

[TwoCalories]

Every sixteen years, they secretly take a day off the year just for fun.

[Admiral Fluffy]

There are more grains of sand on the beach then there are atoms in the universe 

[kerbiloid]

It makes the universe rather tiny.