Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Fr8monkey]

Granted... You are now dead and exist as an electron in God's computer.

I wish I cared....

[Zero266]

Granted... you now care about starving children in Africa. you donated all your food and everything you have!!!

I wish Jeb could lift things with his mind...

[Tery215]

Granted. Jeb, (a) developer of Minecraft, has grown BRAIN TENTACLES. He lifts things with them.

I wish telekinesis was so unpopular anyone who wishes it gets executed.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Tery215

[Robbii6]

Granted But everyone you ever knew wishes for it

I wish for i earth to be made from apple crumble and custard

[Tangle]

Granted. However, because of the nature of apple crumble and custard, the Earth compresses down quickly. The buildings, now unstable on apple crumble, fall. The boats sink in the custard seas. Civilization collapses. But hey, at least it tasted good for a while.

I wish for the the the the the the the the kerbals to dance.

[11JRidding]

Granted, the the the the the the the the the Kerbals dance on your dead body

I wish to be in a rocket on KSP

[Tery215]

Granted. After drowning in highly pressurized Liquid Fuel, you face doom as a certain SLS engine blasts you into less than ashes.

I wish Tangle was the Wishmaking Fairy.

[Tangle]

Granted. I bop you on the head with my wish-granting incredibly heavy hammer.

I wish for more nuclear engines in KSP.

[Tery215]

Granted. After Werhner Von Kerman builds a machine that spits out N.E.R.V.A.'s for use in flight, a crazy kerbonaut crashes so many that Kerbals go extinct from radiation.

I wish sea life evolved after land life.

[Tangle]

Granted. You now live in that alternate universe. Who knows what you'll see?

I wish for the sky to turn red with blood of the rich.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. For one second.

I wish that keys.

[Tangle]

Granted. You are now a key, the one that was thrown into a garbage disposal.

I wish that beys.

[Tex]

Granted. You become the chieftain of a Turkish tribe, but are quickly assimilated by wolves' stomachs.

I wish for quays.

[Tangle]

Granted. You get Quayles.

I wish for Days.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. You go days without sleep and end up extremely tired.

I wish for explosions!

[Tex]

Granted. You blow up!

I "wish" to play a game...

[Shna_na]

Granted, an asteroid is generated on the launchpad. It's a class E. You can't move it and you can't launch any spacecraft. The ability to make a new save breaks.

I wish we could sustain fusion.

[Tery215]

Granted. It's in the sun.

I wish humans had rain instead of brains.

[TheDarkStar]

Granted. It's in the sun.

I wish humans had rain instead of brains.

Granted. You now fall over dead from no brain.

I wish for infinite food.

[Tex]

Granted. You become infinitely full, and therefore cannot move.

I wish for another chocolate-chip cookie.

[Tery215]

Granted. You hate chocolate-chip cookies.

I wish humans fused with animals to form humanimals.

[Zuni]

Granted. We are all fused with clownfish, which isn't very useful because we still can't breathe underwater.

I wish for christmas every day.

[Tex]

Granted. Just like in the Fairly Oddparents, Santa eventually runs out of gifts and Christmas is cancelled.

[Holo]

Granted. Since your wish is blank, the universe ceases to exist.

I wish Maximus97 made a wish.

[Javster]

Since you did not wish for anything. I'll assume you wished for ETERNAL HELL MWHAHAHAHHAHAHHA*violent coughing*

AHEM.

I wish for invincible Kerbals

EDIT: DAMN IT! Someone else replied (ignore the above, but I'm not gonna delete it)