Tery215 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. I said it, and you suffer the consequences.Nobody actually knows who did it anymore, they just despise you subconsciously.I wish that unicorns were jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharak1 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, But you say something worse.I wish for unlimited funds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. The unlimited amount of funds makes such a large number that it increases the save file's size to infinite megabytes, which is impossible and therefore causes your hard drive to explode.I wish that sore throats didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. People who get their throats sore no longer have throats.I wish for unlimited twenty-two's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Sorry, we're out of twenty-two's. Can you settle for two's? They can be arranged to look like 22.I wish i always had free shipping.(#FloppsterEmmaWatsonShip2014) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, but you can only ship ponies. RarityXFancypants ftwI wish Fallout: 3 and New Vegas would have not suddenly uninstalled on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 granted. ksp suddenly became uncompatible with your computerI wish that fish explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Well....granted. How is that ever a good thing?I wish for unlimited everything for my phone, for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. Enjoy your unlimited free calls from telemarketers.I wish wireless providers actually competed instead of colluding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. The competition escalates and the WWW (World Wide War) is launched in 2016.I wish for a hard back copy of the Cadaeic Cadenza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. It suddenly pulls you into it with its eldritch powers and places you into an alternate dimension where giant monster worms feed on your soul.I wish that a hard back copy of the Cadaeic Cadenza would pull me in with its eldritch powers and place me into an alternate dimension where giant monster worms feed on my soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, but the corruption you just described happens to you.I wish more schools in the USA would not treat mud like it's lava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. They now treat it like it's mud, discouraging kids from playing in it at recess/gym class and telling their janitors to clean it up whenever it finds its way inside the building so as to maintain a non-squalid education environment.I wish for the discovery of an optically-transparent material which is also as strong and flexible as steel, as cheap to produce as styrofoam, and as lightweight as low-density plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Um... okay... how do I corrupt this one.. Sorry, I can't, maybe some other time... (I said that in a Wheatley voice)I wish more schools in the USA would accept that kids play in mud, and allow it, but just have cleaning pads outside the doors. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. The kids get worm parasites that have been created unnaturally by me. They are most effective when they hide inside tiny clumps of wet dirt or other mudlike substances.I wish that children who go in mud get attacked by worm parasites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, but the children's clothes are haz-mat style suits.I wish Jetwave would post more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Jetwave DDoS's the forum with massive numbers of posts.I wish all broadcasts of sports would be irreversibly translated into Cthuvian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. The sports fans like it anyways, and make incomprehensible hooting noises. Soon, Sauron's nose rises out of the ground and starts conquering the earth.I wish for a quite spiky doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 granted. it is very painful and last 300000000 yearsI wish that I could blow up a fish for no good reason if I wanted to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. The first time you try, you are maimed by ichthyic shrapnel.I wish for 0.25 to include better aero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 granted. it includes aero chocolate things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. _______ is corrupt.I wish for a corrupt-wish maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. Megatiger ate it and gained infinite negative consequences.I wish to eat an infinite amount of negative consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. Before you start eating, you decide to instantly eat the infinite amount of the negative consequences. At the instant you finish the infinite amount, it causes your body to explode releasing an infinite amount of energy. Along with a paradox that was created since you can't finish an infinite amount of something, the explosion causes the universe to end.I wish for a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted.I wish for a ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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