Tery215 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. It's KSP.I wish for a terrible fate to befall the next wisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. The next wisher will have a terrible fate.I don't wish for anything. But I want a Saturn V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. You get five Saturn cars.I wish that I had a fast car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, you can't afford to keep fuelling it.I wish I could create, and destroy energy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. You realize that space and time are starting to get a little... drunk...A giant fist appears out of nowhere, space(green) colored, and smashes your energymotron to pieces. Then the earth is flooded by space vomit.I wish for giant space fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you don't get to choose where they will materialize.I wish for a spoon. Edited October 9, 2014 by Felsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, but it uses a rope as a handle.I wish for true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, but you are sent to Mars by yourself.I wish for anything I want and I get it instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Err: Wish unspecified. Defaulting to standard normal wish of $1.00 USD.I wish all the essays I need to write for class could just be uploaded straight out of my brain without me needing to actually type them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. They are oddly punctuated and non-linear, you fail on all of them except for poetry, in which you get an A. School assigns you to English faculty.I wish for days on Earth to be 26 hours long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. The human perception of time slows by a proportional amount, so we see no change other than a mysterious increase in gravitational acceleration and speed in general. Road accidents and the like are increased dramatically until speed limits are reduced accordingly.I wish for unlimited free groceries to appear in my room on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. They Will fly at your will,but once you do they crash your home at 1000000000000000000 M/S I wish i could own a Timetrain. CHOO CHOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. It's powered by time, but the train immediately explodes from old age. It was almost brand new before you fired the time engines.I wish for the cardboard age to come back and stab the currently existing Phone age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. But The timeline doesnt cooperate with the 2,So It explodes,you killed all life.I wish i could have a time travel delorean that doesnt corrupt like my timetrain that blew up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, but creation of closed timelike curves turns out to be impossible and you can only go to the future and not the past. You also have to hit .88 c (give or take a few percentage points) in order to make it work rather than 88 miles per hour.I wish I had unlimited-fuel rocket engines in my feet that had enough TWR to lift me up, wouldn't create much smoke or other pollution, wouldn't overheat my feet from constant use, and could be activated and deactivated quickly at will. Edited October 10, 2014 by GreeningGalaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. Your lack of wish is corrupted into a wish for perpetual, non-mutable Justin Bieber music that follows you everywhere.I wish there was a global mute button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted, once pressed it can't go back to normal.I wish for silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. The air becomes so yucky & solid that all of the sound waves stop moving. Unfortunately, you asphyxiate almost immediately from the solidified air.I wish for someone else to get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 granted, someone gets older and then murders you for aging him prematurelyi wish for $100 in my steam wallet (i just started using steam, PC MASTER RACE!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted: a hundred Chinese dollars appear in your Steam account.I wish to retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) ...Rules...:3. Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes.The wishmaking fairy kills you and takes your life force (/similar). (@slenderfan)I wish for Prophunt to be real. Edited October 10, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't grant you that. I hate prophunt in general!I wish Mechjeb was replaced by HAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted it is just compatable with .10I wish for mars one to succeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Granted, but the humans that got to Mars were actually Bill Nye, the alien spy.I wish for mechjeb to replace HAL in 2001: The Space Odyssey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Granted but it doesn't work because the movie and the book are older than mechjebI wish to know a better wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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