ZentroCatson Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, but your brain ceases to work before your heart. I wish a couple people, including me, would have some Midichlorians so we could use the already-existing force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 (edited) Granted. You have 2 Midichlorians. Your brother has 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Midichlorians. You may now use the force to move a plutonium atom. He may use it to send Saturn Vs to orbit without using fuel. I wish that all the blue whales in the ocean would be teleported randomly above the world's most major cities. Edited January 11, 2016 by LaytheDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Granted. Your genie tells everyone that you asked for this and everyone is mad at you for making all the blue whales go extinct. I wish for the ability to speed up time in my reference frame but not in anyone else's, resulting in me seeing everything stopped/slow motion whenever I want, and being able to move and manipulate objects while in that state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhornet553 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Granted. The time police shows up, takes away your ability, and gives you a death sentence. I wish that I could have epic guitar skillz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Granted, however, you lose focus of KSP, and Gene Kerman gets out of your computer, and repeatedly slaps you, over and over. I wish to modify one of my SSTOs to get 8km/s of Delta-V in orbit, allowing it to travel to Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Granted, however, the engines overheat, and you are now on a collision course with Jool! I wish I could stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Granted, but your genie wasn't wearing his glasses so you now have the magical ability to produce massive amounts of warm water vapor from your skin. I wish for a 9x9x9 speedcube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willbl3pic Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Wow, this thread is old. I remember when it was new. /offtopic Granted, but it is a rip off thing that breaks. Sorry. I wish for this wish to not have any wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadgaskerman Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 (edited) Granted, but as it's a dumb ass decision I'll elect to ignore it I wish that the magic boulder still exists. Edited January 14, 2016 by chadgaskerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokerb Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Granted, but it becomes angered that it was gone and destroys the KSC. I wish I controlled the world's entire oil supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Granted, but we converted to fusion decades ago. Of what use is this "oil" you speak of? I wish zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Granted. Because you wished for nothing, I give you absolute control over the geologic activity of whatever planet you are on, and eternal life to go with it. I wish for a teleporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) Granted. The teleporter's translocator circuit is wonky and teleports you halfway between floors. Bad way to end your day. I wish all Common Core math to be replaced with Binary computations and Boolean Algebra Edited January 15, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (read it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Granted. You fall in that thing for eternity. I wish I could stack my money cleanly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Granted, but you get investigated and imprisoned for money laundering. I wish I had a bigger house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) Granted. It's in new jersey/the center of the sun, whichever's worse. I wish to fulfill my title as the Forum game Necromancer and stop this thread right now. Nobody reply to my comment or any others on this thread from her on out... ...until some time tomorrow. Edited February 11, 2016 by quasarrgames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Nope. I wish I could spend a full hour in sub-0 °C operating a telescope without my hands getting cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Granted, but you can only withstand the freezing temperatures during the day. I wish for a Space Shuttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Granted. you get Columbia. I wish to get a rep-to-posts ratio of 1:1 by high noon tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Granted, But all your posts are simultaneously deleted, leaving you with 0 rep points. I wish for potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted... but it is baked and burnt all over. I wish for a copy of minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, but its stuck in hardcore mode and spawns creepers 1block away from you always. i wish for a space station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxgurugamer Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted....but it's in a terminally decaying orbit with 12 kerbals onboard I wish for kerbalstuff to be reenabled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 (edited) Granted, but SQUAD decides to ban it completely. I wish that all games that work on Windows can work on Mac without any problems. Edited February 15, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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