cubinator Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted. In fact, this genie is feeling generous so you get TWO bunnies! Whoops, now there's ten. A hundred! Ten hundred! Uh oh... I wish for a remote-control lawnmower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted! However, you don't have a remote. I wish for my Drumsticks to not have been left in the fridge, so I can eat them normally instead of having to slurp up melted ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted. It's rabid. I wish 4 u 2 get rekt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but you get wrecked aswell. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but aliens invade the next day and take over humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted - there is nothing to grant. But you break the universe. I wish I had an ice cream and no lactose intolerance. Granted - there is nothing to grant. But you break the universe. I wish I had an ice cream and no lactose intolerance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but it's only for 0.00000000000001 seconds, then you have to double post everything. For the records, @qzgy double posted the above post, even if he/she edits it. I wish that I could alter reality in my favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but it's party favors. Nothing but paper hats and confetti for you! I wish to leave work early today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted. You leave -7 hours earlier. I wish that TV wouldn't make me feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted. TV feels YOU now! I wish for random numbers, all integer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted (0.83737186), but they are a decimal. I wish for the universe to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Gr- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted? You lose it. I wish not to double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Granted, you triple post. I wish for my rockets to explode. Edited August 5, 2016 by rlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted, but your planes don't I wish for a world with dinosaurs that dont eat us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Sorry, double post.... Edited August 5, 2016 by qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Granted. Pterosaurs eat us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I wish that people would follow the game rules and post a wish as well, not just a corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Granted, but everybody doubleposts Granted, but everybody doubleposts I wish I could live in an air fortress that cannot crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Granted, It burns up on re-entry. I wish to catch a fish. Tommorow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Granted, but it's a new species of air breathing piranha. I wish my crappy computer could run my 48,000 ton Leviathan at more than 2 seconds per frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Yours could, but it will explode 2 seconds after. i wish a good mommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi1960 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Granted, but she is super bossy! I wish Jeb kerman would vanish forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 He does, but a clone comes shortly after. I wish to have more cereal because I just finished the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Granted. But you know, eating the box was a bad idea, you'll be spending the night over the toilet. I wish the SNES was still the best console around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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