pTrevTrevs Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Okay, but everyone also forgets the few good parts of the prequels (lightsaber duels, space battles, Mace Windu, etc.) as well. I wish today was Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. Today is suddenly Friday, but since stock markets, clocks and other things are not prepared for the sudden change in day, they all crash, leaving humanity in a stone-age society once again. I wish for some KNO3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. You light a match and find yourself inside a gunpowder storage. Suddenly you sneeze... I wish Philae wake up and climb out from the pit where it has fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David104 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but Philae got taken over by the aliens and is now manipulating satellites so every TV station on Earth is just showing "Painting with Bob Ross" 24/7. I wish Donald Trump is transforming into a cat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but he's a bloodthirsty lion who can speak English I wish I worked at Rooster Teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. You are CABOOSE THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!! Nothing else. I wish I didn't need to go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. You now have no job and you're homeless. I wish I could talk like Burnie Burns, Gus Sorola, Geoff Ramsey, and Joel Heyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, you can talk like them. But due to a ****ing ****up by a ****ing idiot ****ing genie ****er, you do ****ing talk like ****ing Gordon ****ing Ramsay. I wish swearing was allowed on the KSP forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 (I Said Geoff Ramsey, not Gordon) Granted, but non-swear words become illegal IRL I wish Shia Labeouf was an actual cannibal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. He eats you. I wish I didn't have to run cross country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Not granted. Cross Country is great! I wish the kraken would leave my stories aone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but he corrupts all of your save files. I wish that the old Star Wars canon was still canon (Books, games, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. That pretty much corrupts itself with some of the crazy stuff that was in the EU. Star Wars Episode VII is a fifteen minute animated short where Starkiller Base gets destroyed by a Sun Crusher. I wish I'd written down the chess game I just played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted, but you write it on a super important exam and it causes you to fail. I wish I was a Jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted. There are 29 more young jedi's lying on the bloody floor around Anakin. I wish the X-wing have two more cannons aside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted! They are installed in place of the shields. I wish for a 20-kerbal Size 3 mothership-class command pod in the next update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted. but it crashes your computer. I wish that my title wasn't a clear reference to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted, now it's a clear reference to everything I wish RvB season 15 would BE A THING ALREADY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted. Caboose dies. I wish for an unlimited data plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted. You didn't read the contract and gave your soul to the company who had the contract. I wish for all of the KSP installs of the next poster would be deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 thomas@spelvia:~/software$ ls | cat all bcsdemo.tar.gz google-earth-stable_current_amd64.deb GpuTest_Linux_x64_0.7.0 GpuTest_Linux_x64_0.7.0.zip hal_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb hal-info_20091130-1_all.deb jd2 JD2Setup_x64.sh john-1.8.0-jumbo-1 john-1.8.0-jumbo-1.tar.gz Kopernicus ksp ksp_craft ksp_mods libdvdcss2_1.2.13-0_amd64.deb libdvdcss-dev_1.2.13-0_amd64.deb libhal1_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb libhal-storage1_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb my_ksp_mods p95v287.linux64 p95v287.linux64.tar.gz passwd sm-fide sm-fide 760.c spideroakone_6.0.1_amd64.deb steam_latest.deb Unigine_Heaven-4.0 Unigine_Heaven-4.0.run Unigine_Valley-1.0 Unigine_Valley-1.0.run voglperf windytan-slowrx-1760187 windytan-slowrx-1760187.tar.gz thomas@spelvia:~/software$ rm -r ksp thomas@spelvia:~/software$ ls | cat all bcsdemo.tar.gz google-earth-stable_current_amd64.deb GpuTest_Linux_x64_0.7.0 GpuTest_Linux_x64_0.7.0.zip hal_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb hal-info_20091130-1_all.deb jd2 JD2Setup_x64.sh john-1.8.0-jumbo-1 john-1.8.0-jumbo-1.tar.gz Kopernicus ksp_craft ksp_mods libdvdcss2_1.2.13-0_amd64.deb libdvdcss-dev_1.2.13-0_amd64.deb libhal1_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb libhal-storage1_0.5.14-8_amd64.deb my_ksp_mods p95v287.linux64 p95v287.linux64.tar.gz passwd sm-fide sm-fide 760.c spideroakone_6.0.1_amd64.deb steam_latest.deb Unigine_Heaven-4.0 Unigine_Heaven-4.0.run Unigine_Valley-1.0 Unigine_Valley-1.0.run voglperf windytan-slowrx-1760187 windytan-slowrx-1760187.tar.gz thomas@spelvia:~/software$ Granted, you blooming nuisance. Now I have to restore from my backups. I wish rlin would go fly a kite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) Granted, but the kite is on Mars and nothing very exciting happens. I wish all teachers would embrace our technological resources and teach us to make good use of them instead of dismissing them as "cheating" and giving us lots of busywork. Edited September 8, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Granted, but an EMP destroys all electronics on Earth. Shame. I wish to win life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Granted, but your the only one playing on the board. Your the only one ever. I wish that Arena Closers in diep.io didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Granted, by getting rid of the entire .io TLD and every site under it including diep.io. I wish a single nice cup of tea would make itself in my kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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