qzgy Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 You are now stuck in a literal void. you can do nothing (including eat and sleep, or move) I wish for a tiger to go to my neighbors house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb federation Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 (edited) Granted! And when it eats them it comes back, and pukes on you're carpet. I wish for a monster truck. Edited April 23, 2017 by Jeb federation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 granted! but that monsters is a kraken and everywhere you go timewarp destroys everything i wish for a happy life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Granted, then the universe gets distroyed. I has 1 wish: To go to calafornia one day...wait but who i have heard of livess there (other than szyzyg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Granted. But you end up in my neck of the woods. Prepare for rampant lensery. I wish for a summer orange graft on my lemon tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb federation Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Granted, but then your tree grows limes forever. I wish for Kerbal pie filling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 granted, but its green slime and you think its disgusting i wish for a happy ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Granted but you have been spaghettified I wish for a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Granted, but it is a sandwich with metal in the center. I wish for commercial travel to the moon through an airline, cheaply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numerlor Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, 53miner53 said: Granted, but it is a sandwich with metal in the center. I wish for commercial travel to the moon through an airline, cheaply. You slowly die years after returning because flight wasn't shielded from radiation I wish to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Granted. You sleep for 70 years and wake up in a completely different century. I wish for popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Granted, but it is a special "Danny flavour" i wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regor Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 But that wish was corrupted. I wish for FAR 1.2.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Granted, Scott dosagrees with you i wish for Elon Musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Granted. Dunno why you wanted perfume, but granted. I wish for a pet moogle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Granted. Unfortunately, moogles are extinct now, so you get sent back to the 1300s to find one. It fails, and you end up in Europe, where the black plague is. Have fun not dying! I wish for 2 dollars in pocket money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Granted. Pocket money, of course, is money made of pockets. Since it has no value, you are buried in a sea of infinite pockets as the wish-granter struggles to reach two dollars. I wish for a FTL engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Granted. Somebody puts his hand into your pocket and finds there 2 dollars. I wish, somebody survived in the previous poster's avatar. Upd.: oops, ninja'd. Well, granted, too. You get an FTL engine and appear inside the mentioned avatar. Now you have an answer: Are they fine there? Edited April 30, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 15 hours ago, kerbiloid said: I wish, somebody survived in the previous poster's avatar Granted! I wish for a photograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Granted, I put it through needsmorejpeg.com for you: I wish scuttlebugs could get through doors somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Granted. They become sentient and take over the world. I wish there were more hours in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Granted. It's the day the Earth stopped. I wish Nibiru were flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Granted, but you also have a Flat Earth to deal with now. I wish for a pet homunculus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Granted. It dies before arrival. I wish for a fate worse than death (ruin that, suckers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Granted. You get immortality. The entirety of humanity divides you up, using your negation of thermodynamics as a power source. Thanks to you, they finally reach the stars--only to be killed off by the Great Filter. Now you are infinitely dismembered, scattered across the universe, and utterly alone. I wish for literal proverbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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