kerbiloid Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) Lovecraftian Dagon gets you, now you are a fish. I have no wish — to avoid the fish. Edited May 17, 2017 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Not granted. You get a prehistoric aquatic reptile instead, while swimming. I wish for an eye bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) Granted. You now have eye bulbs instead of eyes Edited May 17, 2017 by Kosmonaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 nothing granted... i wish for showers to not exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 granted, showers don't exist, then an alien attack force kills us all I wish that I could smite my enemies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Granted. You wake up in Warhammer 40K. I wish there were not so many deities in TES setting. Quality > Quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Granted. You become one. I wish for a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) Granted. You have a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard, .45 Colt with 3 rounds left, and 120 km through the jungle to the rescue helicopter chopper Oops! Sorry... LZ. Three jeeps with guys from the nearest farm are searching you to welcome. I wish they don't have dogs. Edited May 18, 2017 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Granted. They have tigers. I wish NASA would build a new spaceplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) Granted, but they only made one prototype and it crashed on the first test flight I wish I had a new powerful computer (this is a similar wish two posts above me but my computer sucks sooo much) Edited May 18, 2017 by LazySoUseHyperedit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Granted, your new computer is overclocked, aircooled, and set up in the middle of Arizona with no air conditioning. I wish I had a million bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Granted, but it's a million bucks in dish detergent coupons. I wish for the ability to visualize in four dimensions, and the ability to show it telepathically to other people at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Granted. Now everybody knows what you did last summer and what's in your pockets. 5 hours ago, Samniss Arandeen said: I wish I had a million bucks. Granted, too. I wish you can find enough food in tundra to feed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Granted, but it's all the charred remains of astronaut food that burned up somehow. I wish for a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Granted, but it is a mechanical pencil and you have no lead I wish KSP would stop crashing on my other computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Granted. It has stopped crashing on it. It's crashing in. I wish there were a one more K letter in the alphabet for K(erbal)-words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Granted, now every letter in the alphabet is K akd iks gkttikg hakd to tekk tkkm akark. Khk kokkk kk kkkmkk kkk. I wkkh fkr kkkkk kkkkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (Insert potassium pic here) granted i wish for Polonium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Granted. You make an order on eBay and they send it. But your customs office stops it and tries to understand what's that for several years. While they are doing this, Po decays and at last you receive a handful of lead dust. I wish the Kerbal in your signature were yellow not because he is too close to the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 What kerbal i wish for mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Granted! You got Multiple Organ Dysfunction. I wish for a vacation in Hawaii! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Granted it erupts I wish for the configs to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Granted. Configs - work. ModuleManager - no. 3 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said: What kerbal Spoiler I also wish those stars on his helmet are not a reflection of nova star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Granted. Those are in fact cracks in the glass, meaning he has suffocated. Because of you. ಠ_ಠ i wish to grow potatoes on the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Granted, except the airlock where you are keeping them is doomed to fail around your third harvest I wish school would just hurry up and end already (I'm sure some people are already out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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