Felsmak Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted. You get a box with all Star Trek seasons and you're free to do what you want with it.I wish for a door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatorsp Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted. It slams into your faceI wish everyone used metric system, so this and this never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but now the metric system is the same as the imperial system, and vice versa.I wish that I had a flying castle, a Castle in the Sky. (This is probably the most obscure reference ever. Hint: its related to a anime movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it's in interstellar space.Obscure, but not obscure enough to evade me. I wish for a fish. Edited April 27, 2013 by Felsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted. Say hello to Jaws. (Exact copy of a previous wish corruption.)I wish that I owned a Buran that was in perfect working order, was on Earth, could fly into space and that no one stole, broke or otherwise tampered with it. Also, I want it to be unbreakable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it's at the south pole.I wish for a pretty watch. Edited April 27, 2013 by Felsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but it's at the south pole.I wish for a pretty watch.How is the Buran being at the south pole a corruption? I can just bring it over to where I live!Anyway, you now have a PICTURE of a pretty watch.I wish a was the President of the United States!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 GrantedI wish I was god-empress of Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) How is the Buran being at the south pole a corruption? I can just bring it over to where I live!Your wish left little room for corruption, but if you want to I could place it on the "real" ground beneath the ice so that you can dig it out!... Unless that counts as not being in working condition.Granted, but your new form is that of a mole. Just to make your new subjects feel more comfortable with your rule.I wish for a ladel. Edited April 27, 2013 by Felsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SollyK Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but everyone already left.I wish to be the leader of the first off-world nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted but your army leads a coup against you.I wish that fuel wasn't a problem anywere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, fuel is completely safe now, but it is also incredibly scarce now, with the world destroying itself to try and get their hands on the last liter.I wish that I had a ticket for a ride on SpaceShipTwo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorBJP Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, fuel is completely safe now, but it is also incredibly scarce now, with the world destroying itself to try and get their hands on the last liter.I wish that I had a ticket for a ride on SpaceShipTwo.Granted, but it turns out that you have less time in zero-gee than if you had just ridden the vomit comet.I wish that my work payed me in bitcoins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but they are paid to someone else by the same name as you.I wish for a good black pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, and its so good that you become a hermit and live in a remote swamp to prevent anyone from seeing your PRECIOUS pen.I wish that I knew what the best game ever of all time was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted. Portal 2.I wish for unobtainum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but it seems to be affected by how much you epik phailed at corrupting my previous wish, making it completely and utterly UNOBTAINABLE. I wish that I had a miniature Kerbol System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoy734 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted,miniature means kerbol is as big as the earth.I wish for no wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but you still made that wish anyway.I iwhsh fpor m,oer tyyping skiolzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, but you now type 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 letters per googolplex years.I wish to replace all nouns with "fail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Granted, the only word you can speak is fail.Granted, but it seems to be affected by how much you epik phailed at corrupting my previous wish, making it completely and utterly UNOBTAINABLE. No! It wasn't supposed to be corrupted! Portal 2 is the best game ever, and you do NOT corrupt your most favorite game, ever!I wish (An Original Name) had more common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, but now my common sense tells me to be a sooper l33t assassin and assassinate you.I wish that ROFLCopter64bit was 8 bit instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SollyK Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, I wish that I knew how to Mod for KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, you are now a forum mod.I wish for (An Orignal Name) to be called (An Unoriginal Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyRyu Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, But everyone thinks your not creative cause you can't think of "an Original name"I wish for KSP space planes to be easier to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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