kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted. You have are having installed gentoo. I wish for that instead of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted. You've been crushed by a rock rather than a water bottle. I wish a third moon of kerbin existed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted. It exists, but it's always behind you, so you can never see it. I wish Eve was not purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) Granted. You're purple and Eve is Green. i wish Enceladus had an atmosphere... Edited September 4, 2018 by Pascovian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted now enceladus steals earth atmosphere and you sufocate to death. I wish the moon crashed into earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 OUCH! I wish there was a scrollbar for signatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 The scrollbar takes you. i wish a black hole exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 It will, if you don't stop pushing various rubbish into the kitchen sink. I wish there were some alien artificial artifacts on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted.The aliens are evil and destroy earth I wish the fórum allowed higher resolution pics for profile pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted. Now you can't open the forum because your system gets hanged. (Background wish creation started) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted…..Wait what did you wish for again? I wish for christmas to come sooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted. You're crossing the road dodging between the cars. Light off... Light on... Wow, it's already Christmas. I wish this thread keeps going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 It goes on, because it is revived 50 years from now. I wish for a day where i DONT have homework in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted but you only have 1 day with no homework.you will spend the rest of your days doing homework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, @KerbolExplorer is now stuck doing @Fraston's homework for eternity because he didn't wish for anything. I wish that my human empathy momentarily disappeared when I entered this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Good job. You now have NO empathy at all, effectively making you a high-functioning sociopath. Have fun! Oh wait.. I would like a longer weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 the weekend augments by 1 second. i wish to have a solar eclipse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted, I buy you a Magnum Solar Eclipse: Unfortunately you develop type 1 Diabetes. I wish @Pascovian never develops type 1 diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted he nows develop tipe 2 diabetes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted. You get nothing. I wish for knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted, now you know, you ain’t getting some! I whish for catlike reflexes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted. You get both catlike reflexes and instincts. Now there is no dry corner or boots in your home. Though on the bright side, you always fall face-down. I wish that fly flies away, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 It just clones itself. I wish for a better mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted, but it's just the same computer loaded with Linux instead. I wish for ITER to achieve Q>3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted. It achieved Q=1000. I wish you can build new ITER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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