Floppster Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Granted, but you don't get a monitor so you can't see anything. But trust me, it's running great. I wish for a large assortment of real nice mustards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 You get 400,000,000,000 mustard seeds flooding your house. I wish for a sandwitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 granted, its a little dry i wish i was even better at playing the sousaphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 granted, but you are being threatened by militant tuba players now. I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Time has stopped. Therefore you have both no time and infinite time. I wish for some gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Granted. But you find that the "gum" is dry Guar Gum powder. I wish for a good grade on my next calc exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Granted- it's good by a mentally defeciet person's standards I wish for a the Dumb and Dumber Lamborghini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 You get a beat up Lamborghini, so irreparably beat up that the salesperson says that it’s been to hell and back. I wish for a golden anvil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 (edited) Granted. It's so malleable that it is useless as an anvil. I wish for asteroid mining to become profitable in the next two decades. Edited October 23, 2018 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Granted.......HOPE YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE HOUSE! I wish the earth doesnt break after the asteroid crashes in his house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kergarin Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Granted, but it gets deformed into a disk instead I wish there won't be people believing in flat earth (at least before this house asteroid incident) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) Granted but there will likely be those that believe in a flattened Earth...assuming anyone survives. Which brings me to wish that I'll survive this impending calamity. Edited October 24, 2018 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 The asteroid punches a hole straight through the earth, supplementing the donut-earthers. I wish that conspirators would get some brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Granted. Now they can easily convince you in every thing they want. I wish the flatness of the Earth was adjustable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitsR4Sissies Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. Now they can easily convince you in every thing they want. I wish the flatness of the Earth was adjustable. Granted. The world is now a Moebius Strip. Try explaining THAT to a flat-Earther. "I wish that my spacecraft in KSP would not explode." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kergarin Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Granted. Now your spacecrafts explode outside of KSP. Before even loading the game! I wish I had time for KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Granted. You now have 6 bln years to play KSP before the Sun becomes a red giant. I wish the Sun was a good, kind giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted. He’s a cool guy, so cool in fact that no radiation reaches earth and everyone freezes to death within days. I wish life would be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 (edited) Granted. The life becomes absolutely easy and user-friendly. Now it's occupied by amateur n00bs and its quality has fallen. .I want to press this button. Edited October 25, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted but the button makes every vehicle in the planet explode causing the earth to explode I wish he doesn't press the button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 9 hours ago, KerbolExplorer said: Granted but the button makes every vehicle in the planet explode causing the earth to explode I wish he doesn't press the button Granted, you deny the Button the chance of being pressed by H i m , but it was the bUTTON of omnipotence I wish for an undEFINED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Granted. You start learning JavaScript. I wish to understand why that signature bomborocket doesn't have a painted shark face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) Granted, you have full and complete understanding of military vehicle painting and understand the difference between camouflage, war paint and know in what circumstances it makes sense or not. I wish to see people’s signatures without them distracting from the actual page. Edited October 26, 2018 by Human Person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Granted. Now you don’t see signitures unless you open the spoiler they’re contained in. However, the new feature breaks posting for the next 5 years while they try to figure out what went wrong. I wish to see signatures on mobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, 53miner53 said: Granted. Now you don’t see signitures unless you open the spoiler they’re contained in. However, the new feature breaks posting for the next 5 years while they try to figure out what went wrong. I wish to see signatures on mobile. Granted. Everyone starts using 5 pages long, absolutely disgusting, animated signatures. I wish for immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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