FahmiRBLX Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) Granted. You couldn't do any ATC contact (Since you're overly stealth) , got lost even you're flying VFR (Since you're flying really low in thick fog) in the middle of downtown Chicago, IL, almost hit several buildings and when you got outta the fog, you've escorted by another F-22 & two F/A-18 Super Hornets. I wish Lockheed Martin started selling stealth jets to the outside of USA. Edited August 19, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Granted. Now once anybody stops a car on your street, an unknown figure on a scooter suddenly appears, steals something from the cabin and flies away like a jet. I wish jets were not stealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 20 hours ago, KerBlitz Kerman said: I wish I could fly an F22 Granted. However you soon discover that "flight" atop a Honda F22 engine is only possible while in free-fall. I wish to be resurrected from the dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Granted, but you're so bored, you die again. I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Granted. Spoiler I wish to bring the cup to the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulgur Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Inside the cup is a large amount of plutonium. Inside the kitchen is a larger amount of plutonium. And now there is larger than critical mass of plutonium in the kitchen. In consequence, EXPLOSIONS. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-SCIENCE-ha-ha-ha-ha-. I wish for a K-Drive ship to place me in a safe and secure Eve orbit within 5 days of launching. Alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gelix Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 10 hours ago, fulgur said: I wish for a K-Drive ship to place me in a safe and secure Eve orbit within 5 days of launching. Alive. Granted, but you run out of fuel and die a lonely death on eve! I wish that I would get invited to BETA test KSP2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Granted. Somehow, you manage to leak all of the game details, and everyone hates you. I wish for a nice soft pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Granted. You receive a nice soft pillow...COVERED IN BEES!!!! I wish that the last swig of coffee never tastes terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 sure, but the rest of the coffee tastes awful. I wish i could be a nicer person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Then somebody does the nice thing and kills you fast and painlessly so life is less of an issue. I wish Danny2462 bugtests KSP 2 Edited August 21, 2019 by KerBlitz Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Granted. Danny2462 considers it absolutely unusable. 1 hour ago, MDZhB said: I wish i could be a nicer person Granted. You get an ugly jerk as a friend, so everyone says that of you two you are nicer. I wish for an anti-mosquito laser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Granted. Boeing YAL-1 Just grab four engines from a Boeing 747-400F in Tucson, AZ, ask FAA whether it's clear to fly or not then profit. I wish we can use pictures of our Identification Card for tomorrow's speaking test. Edited August 21, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 granted, you are under arrest for identity theft. i wish that this wasn't a blatant copy of r/themonkeyspaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Granted. this is an original them-on-keys-paw. I wish to know what it means myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Granted. Lets do a full on traduction of what he said Them:Refers to multiple people on:On top of something keys:Similar things to buttons paw:what some animals have instead of hands so this means Multiple people on top of something similar to buttons what some animals have instead of hands Congratulations you now know what that is I wish to know what the heck i just wrote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 8/22/2019 at 4:44 PM, KerbolExplorer said: Granted. Lets do a full on traduction of what he said Them:Refers to multiple people on:On top of something keys:Similar things to buttons paw:what some animals have instead of hands so this means Multiple people on top of something similar to buttons what some animals have instead of hands Congratulations you now know what that is I wish to know what the heck i just wrote You just made an error on the word 'translation', instead spelling 'traduction'. I want to know why that was the first thing i noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Granted. That's easy, everyone can confuse the letter "Nsla" with the letter "Duc". I wish your can withstand the grammar onslaught oducught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) I can, so you lose! You said the letter nsla not the letters nsla. And the same for the letter Duc part I want this thread to stop harassing my grammar police instincts. Edited August 26, 2019 by KerBlitz Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, KerBlitz Kerman said: You said the letter nsla not the letters nsla. And the same for the letter Duc part Depends on alphabet used by you. Otherwise how can one confuse nsla with duc P.S. Yes, I meant exactly letters. Edited August 26, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I wish this didn’t derail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 It doesn't. The next day you are sent on a long trip... Via a railroad. You survive, but the train doesn't. I wish Raster Prop Monitor wasn't abandoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Granted it isn't abandoned but isn't receiving frequent updates i wish i could actually sleep at night instead of staring at the ceiling for hours on end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 You can sleep, but you wake up an hour afterwards. Always. I wish to acquire a -14 gauge shotgun to use as an anti-air flak cannon (it shoots an enormous slug filled with not shot, but normal size slugs, filled with osmium shot) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Granted- but when you try and buy ammo you're sent to jail. I want KSP to have more realistic economics regarding part costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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