Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Kane Kerman said:

(i bet that the Doodling Astronaut will reply next)

When you wish for a cookie I cannot resist...

Granted. Unlike when I wished it, you get a cookie and no corruptness. I just kidding! You receive the cookie but you can't eat it!!!

I wish for a lifetime supply of 

[Stamp20]

Granted, you get a lifetime supply of pictures of Pringles cans.

I wish I could the cat without causing the world to end.

 

[Guest]

Granted, the world didn’t end, just the civilization. 
I wish to have a can of extra hot Pringles

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But your can neither eat the Pringles smelling with gas, nor fuel your car with the gas full of crumbles.

I wish to read the responce in the megathread thread.

Edited August 19, 2020 by kerbiloid

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. But your can neither eat the Pringles smelling with gas, nor fuel your car with the gas full of crumbles.

I wish to read the responce in the megathread thread.

granted,your computer becomes a transformer to kill you because the megathread wasted almost all of the PC's Ram.

I wish so i can Wish.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You can wish.

I wish you wish a wish.

[catloaf]

Granted.

I wish I didn't have to get out of bed right now.

[Commodore_32]

3 minutes ago, catloaf said:

I wish I didn't have to get out of bed right now.

Granted, you never get out of it and die of fatness.

I wish there was more flexibility in parts

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now your flexible rockets are wriggling like snakes and fly in randctions.

I wish for normal, rigid rocket parts..

[DunaManiac]

Granted, but the stresses of launch are enough to tear a few things away anyways...

I wish that modding wasn't so hard.

 

[Commodore_32]

2 minutes ago, DunaManiac said:

I wish that modding wasn't so hard.

Granted. You are limited to very generic meshes, textures and configs.

I wish online classes were via Discord

[DunaManiac]

3 minutes ago, Commodoregamer118 said:

I wish online classes were via Discord

Granted, but it's flooded with NSFW comments.

I wish that Duna was cooler.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have bought a cooler of Duna model.

I wish Penguin was heater.

Edited August 19, 2020 by kerbiloid

[catloaf]

Granted, you run 100 ksp instances with 10000 parts ships that explode in the pad on your Linux computer, getting your cpu to 100000k.

I wish my pc had an RTX 2080ti (and I get to use it.)

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It has, you got, but 2080ti gets obsolete before you could enjoy it, so now you are wishing for 3080.

I wish Starlink sats could form a mosaic by tilting their sails. (Like the stadium tableaus)

[catloaf]

11 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. It has, you got, but 2080ti gets obsolete before you could enjoy it, so now you are wishing for 3080.

 

Actually, that wouldn't be that bad, at least it would be an 80 series card, rather than the 60 series card I have now. I'm fact when I do upgrade my video card it will probably be a 1080 or 1670 (when it exists) since 2080ti's are really expensive, and as with most tech things, the returns diminish exponentially the more you spend (e.g. An 800 dollar phone does 90% of the things a 1400 dollar phone can do, and a 600 dollar gpu can do most of the things a 1600 dollar gpu can do.

I wish people would be awed that I have thwarted the game.

Edited August 20, 2020 by catloaf

[Lewie]

Granted. You now are selected to be the first sacrifice to our frog overlords.

I wish for eeloo to not be so lonely 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Eeloo is on a collision course to Kerbin.

I wish Eee PC were Eeelooo PC.

 

[Overfloater]

Granted. It's a PC that's up for sale on the planet Eeelooo, and you happened to have pre-ordered one. Unfortunately, Eeelooo doesn't exist, because you haven't wished for that. So your money was spent on thin air.

I wish i didn't suddenly feel nostalgic about my old Eee PC. 

Edited August 24, 2020 by Overfloater

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You had bought it only because you didn't have enough money for a real PC, so cease the nostalgy

I wish OLPC with starter handle was actually available to buy. Especially the handle.

Spoiler

 

[Guest]

Granted, the handle breaks on the first day you use it

I wish for a can of extra hot pringles and was able to fully eat it.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Granted,since it's extra hot,it has been melted on 3084°C.

I wish to Ban the user below the oort cloud

[DunaManiac]

Granted, but it was @SQUAD. 

I wish for a genie to give me 3 wishes so I can wish for another genie to give me another 3 wishes.

[Guest]

Granted, Both Genies are corrupt and find whatever way to make you wish technically true but it isn't what you wanted.

I wish for an Extra Hot Pringles Can (the real deal not a literal hot can of pringles.) I am able to eat it fully and have no side effects.

[kerbiloid]

5 hours ago, DunaManiac said:

I wish for a genie to give me 3 wishes so I can wish for another genie to give me another 3 wishes.

Granted. You are one of them.

1 hour ago, The Doodling Astronaut said:

I wish for an Extra Hot Pringles Can (the real deal not a literal hot can of pringles.) I am able to eat it fully and have no side effects.

Granted. It was a really extra can of Hot Pringles. You hardly could eat the last pringle from it and immediately run to the restroom to unpringle everything back.

I wish there is a place on the Earth where the people never hate or mob each other for using different Java frameworks... _{and just delete that Java at all (software platform, not hardware island) .}