Popestar Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Granted. Your PC is filled with website cookies for sites you will never visit. I wish for my rugs to be cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Several guys from siberia named Rug are spontaneously cleaned. iwishformyspacebartowork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. Now your space bar sends you to space and you asphyxiate in 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) I wish to wish this for you. Upd. (Not about asphyxiate, lol. Just you missed a wish.) Edited February 9, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) granted you wish this for you but the wish does not come true because you wished for a wish not for it to come true. i wish for people to stop forgetting to wish Edited February 9, 2021 by jastrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted, everyone's wishes now flood into your mind causing you to die of sensory overload. I wish to be free more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. You're in space with no barriers around. I wish for one kilogram of pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. You receive the equivalent of 1 kilogram of the English currency in 50-pound notes. A single 50-pound note weighs 1.16 grams, so you end up with 862 notes, or 43,103 pounds. Unfortunately, it was stolen from a bank, and the police are here to arrest you. I wish I didn't know any of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) Granted. The arrived police explained that these were another 50-pound notes, so you didn't "know" that. I wish for one kilogram sterling. (Blast, I wish to see at least one "sterling" to know, that's one kilogram of what) Edited February 9, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 You get a sterling engine that weighs one kilogram I wish that the moon had an atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. Sun swells up, and the Moon receives an atmosphere consisting of vaporized aluminium and iron oxides. I wish Kerbals could play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Kerbals in that ksp plays ksp, and in that one, kerbals play ksp, continuing in an infinite inception, until your pc collapses into a black hole. i wish the moon has an atmosphere from forming naturally, and not by the sun swelling up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. Sun gets cold, interplanetary gas freeze, and now the Moon gets a naturally formed atmosphere of hydrogen. I wish the Sun allowed an aerobraking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 The sun aerobrakes in kerbin’s atmosphere, and resulting heat destroys kerbin. (That’s literally the way I misread it lmao) I wish content farms go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. All farms are gone and the human race starves i wish for mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. The mods come in and ban you. I wish for content farms to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. You are hired, get a shovel, and start uploading content of the farm to a truck. I wish Gemini had defeated Apollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Uhh... hmm..... constellation or literal? Hm constellation? Welllll..... stars go flying at each other, and explode. Baking the earth from light ears away. literal? Hmm.... Gemini docked around the moon, and wondered how the heck they got there and exploded,,, F I wish that fusion propulsion was easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. The Sun unexpectedly throws out a jet, and the Solar System jumps towards the center of galaxy. I wish for a lunar rover which is able to pass 10 000 km around the Moon to follow the terminator line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 It gets terminated i wish a random rock does something completely random and unexpected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Granted. It disappears. I wish SCP was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 granted Spicy Cornish Pineapples are now a popular fruit. I wish tha peepl wud us gud gramer, an wundn liike pacifically sounn so dum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jastrone Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 granted, the grammatic rules where changed so that misspelling is correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 You didn't wish for anything, so you wished for nothing. Everything becomes nothing. The universe ends right now, and Milliways hasn't been built yet so you can't enjoy the view. I wish for the ability to make mods (addons, not moderators) well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Granted. T2 asks you to include KSP into your mod as a plugin. I wish chess had dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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