Mukita12 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted but everyone creates a giant super weapon and suddenly have a large asteroid that could cause mass extinction I wish for a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) Granted, you have a micromachine toy car. (Do you feel old if you did not need to google that?) i wish for a nice dr pepper 072402132021 new page post 2 Edited February 13, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mukita12 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 52 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted, you have a micromachine toy car. (Do you feel old if you did not need to google that?) i wish for a nice dr pepper 072402132021 new page post 2 I don't see how micromachine car corrupts my wishes but ok *Cough* Granted but the taste will be the same as Red Hot habanero I wish for spinach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted, you eat too much and explode. I wish for airlines to continue using tri and quad jets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. Boeing and Airbus planes now carry two disabled backup engines. On 2/12/2021 at 4:39 PM, Popestar said: I wish I was a Kerbal. Granted. You've eaten a two-days-old sandwich. Now you're green-faced and big-eyed. *** I wish Jeb Kerman came to Space-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. He crashes starship into your house. I’m I wish for some chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. You are boiled alive in a vat of hot chocolate. A painful, but tasty, way to go. I wish the magnet on my shower door was working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. It is now a super magnet, and All metallic objects on Earth zoom towards it, crushing you and your house. I wish for some coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 You get a microliter of coffee I wish for irl physics to be kerbal physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted, now you try out the physics and die in a crash trying to fly an SSTO without your pilot license. I wish for all dogs to be dashunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. They are now our canine overlords, thanks to Rick Sanchez. Spoiler I love Rick and Morty!! I wish for all humans to be kerbals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted. Now the dog overlords use us in simulated space flight, and we die and respawn over and over. I wish I was one of the canine overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 50 minutes ago, Popestar said: Granted. Now the dog overlords use us in simulated space flight, and we die and respawn over and over. I wish I was one of the canine overlords. Granted. Your name is snowball, because your fur is white like snow. Spoiler Rick and Morty rules!! why does this matter? It makes you a very obvious target for the human-led resistance, of course! Needless to say, you are the overlord for only a few days. I wish for a portal gun. Spoiler I tried Portal for the first time a couple days ago....man, it’s awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Granted, it ends up being the transmogfiier gun from Calvin and Hobbes and you turn yourself into a worm. I wish for the North American public transportation system to be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 13 hours ago, Mukita12 said: I don't see how micromachine car corrupts my wishes but ok *Cough* Granted but the taste will be the same as Red Hot habanero I wish for spinach It is reasonable to believe you had wished for a car that you could drive in, so giving you a micromachine toy car corrupts it. to the wish above this post: granted, but to use it you must pay $3,000,000,000.99 each time. i wish i had that kinda cash. 212702132021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. You HAD that kind of cash, but drugs and booze ain't cheap. And the IRS took their share as well. I wish I worked for the IRS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted but you are forced to be audited for any and all income from age 3 years until the end of said audit. Then they let you work lol. i wish for snow! 230102132021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. It's so cold that you can see ammonia snow in the yard. I wish to see ammonia snow in the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 granted. but it freezes all live on earth to dead. i wish for a new habitable planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. But it's flat like Earth. I wish for 20 g of Mun ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 granted. but it is made from stinking cheese and fungus starts to grow on it. i wish for actual tasty cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. You get a barrel of "casu marzu". Now you know what is "actual tasty cheese". I wish to know why people eat all those strange decaying foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 The reason suddenly appears in your mind. Now you are compelled to join in. i wish for unlimited power! 074302152021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 power is another word for energy. energy can be converted into mass using E=mc2. you have unlimited mass. you become a black hole. i wish that REAL zombie pigmans were added back into minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted, but now you're one of them. I wish for eternally working torches like in Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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