Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[JB182]

love is dying in a plane that already crashed and you died there

I wish I am a soldier in WW 1 and 2

Edited May 14, 2021 by JB182
ey, nwe pagle!!

[HyperDraco]

2 minutes ago, JB182 said:

love is dying in a plane that already crashed and you died there

I wish I am a soldier in WW 1 and 2

Granted, you are an 18 year old soldier and you serve on the Western front. As all your comrades die of pestilence, you lose both legs to unsanitary living condition in trenches and your mind to shellshock. The fact that your whole troop died as they charged across No Man's Land and tried to storm the enemy's trenches doesn't help either .

I wish for timewarp in real life

[JB182]

but you timewarp to year 2099 where your timewarp machine was destroyed and you killed by guards at a prison

I wish I had a computer, a 19's computer

[HyperDraco]

Granted you have gained an advanced version of the Analytical Engine

I wish to advance my already "advanced" cooking skills ("advanced according to my sister who struggles to make a simple dish)

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You stick on Mars, having only a bag of potatoes and a cookbook.

I wish, I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Edited May 14, 2021 by kerbiloid

[HyperDraco]

Granted you never forget any memories you make, and all embarrasing ones recur to you 10x more than normal ones

I wish to have more free time

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
time.free();
time.free();
time.free();

I wish a literal "many" in arythmetics.

[Dr. Kerbal]

6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted.
time.free();
time.free();
time.free();

I wish a literal "many" in arythmetics.

You got your wish. But know you traded your soul. 

I wish nothing. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you have to do something with/to that nothing.

I wish the next poster grants my wish.

[JB182]

but it doesn't

I wish I had a C4 bomb and explode it in a rocket Jeb fly on.

[Ben J. Kerman]

But you didn't realize that C4 is really very stable, and you didn't set the explosives off correctly, so Jeb actually completed a mission!

 

I want a Mercedes-Benz Actros with a Meiller Kipper dump trailer completely full of Lego pieces! I don't care that the Actros, or any Mercedes trucks, for that matter, aren't available in the US (I don't think in North America at all, actually)

[JB182]

but you lost all your Lego blocks.

I wish for a grenade that I throw to a command pod where a unlucky kerbal was inside.

[HyperDraco]

You got one, pulled the pin and threw it at the command pod which was sealed and ready for launch. The grenade fell back to the ground in front of you as the rocket engines simultaenously ignited, thus disintegrating you completely

I wish to own a monopoly over all perfectly cooked chicken sausages 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. No perfect chicken sausages. So, you have a monopoly over nothing.

I wish they were cubic.

[HyperDraco]

Granted you have discovered the cubic form of the word "they"

I wish for all chicken sausages to be perfect and my previous wish to be finally completed

[JB182]

but the taste is like trash

i wanna go to every planet

[HyperDraco]

Granted, you get sent to Eeloo without a helmet.

All perfect sausages also do infact taste perfect hence I once again ask for my wish to be granted

[JB182]

but you throw it into trash can full of trash and eat it

i need  g force

[HyperDraco]

11 minutes ago, JB182 said:

but you throw it into trash can full of trash and eat it

i need  g force

You are given 25,987,544,424.5 G's of force on your being which crushes you instantly

I wish for my perfect chicken sausages to become holy and that they cannot be wasted

[Ben J. Kerman]

Uh, your prayer was misunderstood and the devil used a Cat CS533E soil compactor to smush all your chicken sausages (Didn't even know that was a thing)

I wish for a Lego Technic Liebherr R9800 mining excavator and a 55 gallon drum full of Lego pieces.

[JB182]

but u don't have Lego pieces, all of them was gone.

I wish for a dump truck full of Lego so I could give it to @Ben J. Kerman.

[Ben J. Kerman]

But the dump truck is Lego size, but you still got a couple of pieces (Thanks, by the way. That was nice) Wait, that means I only got a couple of pieces! Ahh!!

 

I wish for a 1/87 (HO) scale Liebherr mobile crane, Liebherr or Caterpillar excavator, Liebherr rail excavator, and self propelled hydraulic rail crane, and German freight locomotive. Remember, this is all in HO scale. I am starting an HO scale model railway (I have had the stuff for years, but am finally putting it on a table and setting it up (semi) permanently).

[JB182]

but it exploded.

I wish Covid-19 disappear in a short time like today or in a few second

[Ben J. Kerman]

It disappears, then reappears second later.

 

I wish to sue the manufacturers of the model cranes/excavators/trains because they exploded for no apparent reason.

[JB182]

but while manufacturing, it exploded also.

I wish to be A BIRD.