kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Granted. You are now a car washer, and the Bugatti hypercar is your daily nightmare, because any scratch on it would cost your whole salary. I wish 1.12 was announced today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 you downloaded it. it take 500000000000..............~~~~ years to download i wish i could fly a helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Granted. Now you start wishing to know how to land. I wish you had a quadrocopter instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 but it's arrived at your front door i wish i know how to land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Granted. It's like to water, but to land. I wish KSP had not just "land" and "splash", but also "blurp". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) granted. no more blurp for ya i wish birds can fly by a plane Edited May 26, 2021 by JB182 typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Granted. They do. Inside. I wish the flies, flying inside a flying plane, knew their actual airspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conric005 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Granted, but because flies use a different measuring system only they can understand, we have to use complicated math if we want to figure it out ourselves. I wish I could use the quicksave/quickload feature from KSP in real life to avoid death/awkward situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Granted. But because you avoid all the bad you never learn anything and you end up in an endless loop going nowhere. I wish a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 but you got chucky doll i wish for a Boeing 747 plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Granted, you got a printout of a Boeing 747's blueprint. I wish for the unlimited fuel hack in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Granted. You get a hole in fueltank, so it seems to you that it's unlimited and never gets filled. I wish to unsleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 but when you touch your bed, you always fall asleep i wish to have ksp 2 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 3:46 AM, JB182 said: but when you touch your bed, you always fall asleep i wish to have ksp 2 now Granted, but you can’t play it until the release date. I wish to come back from Duna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Granted. You are captured by the Imperial Galactic Police and have been taken from Duna. I wish to recoordinate the actualisation responders in the way preferrable for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Sure, you get 1 setting to customize your thing! I want a real, functional, 1:1 scale Sikorsky Skycrane helicopter (2 of my favorite things in one; An aircraft and a crane!) safely delivered by Mammoet to my house on a big trailer, then lifted by a big Liebherr crawler crane (Could an LR 1800 lift it? I don't know) from the trailer onto my yard. I would also like a McNelius concrete mixer (Liebherr mixers aren't available in the US), Liebherr concrete pump, Liebherr LTM 1030-2.1 crane, and a paint striper machine (For parking lots and stuff, you know those things?) to build a helipad for the helicopter. And whoever horribly corrupts my wish, please have a funny/ more complex corruption than "But it didn't" or something to that effect. Or whatever. Read this carefully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) Granted, but it is made of Antimatter and it explodes on contact from the antmoshere* I wish I had 100,000 Nerf Bullets Edited June 3, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy *I can’t spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted, but it is made of Antimatter and it explodes on contact from the antmoshere* I guess you mean when I start flying it. 59 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: I wish I had 100,000 Nerf Bullets Granted, but you ordered them from Germany and they thought that the "," was a decimal point (In Europe commas are decimal points and periods are used to separate groups of 3 decimal places), so you got 100.000 (100 )nerf bullets in 1:480 scale, so they all fit in a convenient snack-size Ziploc bag! You can even use them on your T scale mode railway layout (T scale is super tiny; I have HO scale trains, which is 1:87) I wish I had not forgotten to make a wish. Edited June 3, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Some spelling erors. And I also forgot to make my own wish. Sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said: T scale is super tiny; I have HO scale trains, which is 1:87 For scale: I wish that folks would read the game rules and play by them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ben J. Kerman said: I guess you mean when I start flying it. Granted, but you ordered them from Germany and they thought that the "," was a decimal point (In Europe commas are decimal points and periods are used to separate groups of 3 decimal places), so you got 100.000 (100 )nerf bullets in 1:480 scale, so they all fit in a convenient snack-size Ziploc bag! You can even use them on your T scale mode railway layout (T scale is super tiny; I have HO scale trains, which is 1:87) 3 minutes ago, adsii1970 said: For scale: Umm, you need to make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Umm, you need to make a wish I did, it's in the post. Located under the post. I wish the storm that just blew through here this morning would come back and stay for a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Just now, adsii1970 said: I did, it's in the post. Located under the post. I wish the storm that just blew through here this morning would come back and stay for a while... Granted, but it has evolved into a Hurricane I wish I had more rep like things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted, but it has evolved into a Hurricane I wish I had more rep like things Granted, but you have to post things which contribute to the forum (this means, your comments or artwork, or screenshots are considered as adding to the KSP experience). Otherwise, your rep will never grow. I wish my diet Pepsi's bottle wasn't empty and had more diet Pepsi in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Granted. The pepsi is expired. And warm. And has sugar. I wish for exams to go well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Granted But it turns out the exams you took were not a part of your normal curriculum so they mean nothing for your overall grade. Right now I just wish I had a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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