Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted but buried under rocks, so nobody can know if the wish is correct.

18 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

I wish for floating structures that have an internal vaccum for buoyancy.

Granted. They are called "orbital stations". Of course to float they should be placed in LEO.

***

I wish LEO was available.

[ColdJ]

Granted: The closest we could find was Aslan.

I wish I could get a full run done.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now you need more stockings.

I wish my Gonk Droid could walk in KSP.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Gonk has gone.

I wish for Kerbal Nessy Nessie we'll never know exactly.

Edited May 7, 2022 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Granted: But it looks like some Kerbals were pulling a prank.

I wish that the guy who said that they could make a return auto pilot for aircraft left behind in the sky, had actually done so.

[Watermel00n]

Granted, but that will be in 100 years.

I wish that all wishes would come true.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
wish := true;

Granted I wish Delphi never had this idiotic Pascal notation.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now 1000s never spent hours trying to wrap there heads around it and all developement in programming language came to a dead stop.

I wish I could effortlessly program in any language.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

granted. but you don't have a computer

I wish i could wish

[kerbiloid]

No. You are AI, as you couldn't prove your humaniry in the "I'm a human" thread.

I wish the LANnisters were good in crimping.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now they are Crumping.

I wish it wasn't as wet as Seattle outside.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The ocean level gets down, and Seattle is renamed into Landattle.

I wish to watch the Great Pyramids building process.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, there were aliens and they abduct you.

I wish for Chandler's proposal to Monica be better than anything else

Spoiler

get the reference?

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. As they are Friends, Chandler stays in Monica's friend zone, and gets nothing but a kiss in a cheek.

I wish they got a sequel "Not Just Friends", but it's too unreal for a tale.

[ColdJ]

Granted: But it was renamed "Friends and Families."

I wish Empathy was the majority.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now, being bad, you can enjoy their bad feelings.

I wish for an Em-path for the Em-drive.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get a Day Time Emmy.

I wish procrastination was only a State.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now procrastination is only a State. Contracrastination is everything other.

I wish in addition to hydrazine there was an oxyzine.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

Granted. but hydroloxyzine doesn't work as a rocket fuel.

I wish for antimatter

[ColdJ]

Granted: But now you are just some random atoms.

I wish that the matter mattered to your Mater.

[CFYL]

granted, but the matter matter no longer.

I wish my craft on KerbalX won't explode when exposed to vacuum.

Edited May 17, 2022 by AllenLi

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It explodes before that.

I wish the mods by Carcharoth Aeronautics were not abandoned.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

Granted, but you can only play them on ksp 0.25.

I wish for the ksp2 release date to be today

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's today but postponed till early 2023.

14 minutes ago, Space Kerbalisation Tech said:

Granted, but you can only play them on ksp 0.25.

They were abandoned on 1.3.

***

I wish for realistic physics in KSP.

[CFYL]

Granted, but you would need Google's quantum computer to run KSP.

I wish there can be a dedicated game for creating rocket engines from scratch using materials junk that can be found in Jeb's junkyard.

Edited May 17, 2022 by AllenLi