Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kspbutitscursed]

And I took that literally you fly a safe 

I wish for Starship expansion project mod to update with hoppy 

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But it's now buggy.

(My flight landed on an alternate airport.)

I wish for FLY SAFE

[KerballingSmasher]

Granted, Scott Munley crashes into your airport, screaming “Fly Safe” the whole way.

I wish that I could get done with this cold.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You grab a decaying RTG to warm yourself. Now you have to deal with cancer. 

I wish for a potato

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Your personal computer whether that ne a desktop or laptop, is now a potato and incapable of running even the operating system, let alone games.

I wish to be a KSP1 modder.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted you hands get so inflamed you can't write code or model 

I wish for BDB to add mars 2020 mission

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But it's buggy. 

I wish for a Gimli Glider KSP recreation 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But you woke up Balrog under the KSC.

I wish for Kerbal Eywa-like tree to hop from branch to branch by lander.

 

[LHACK4142]

Granted. It takes so many resources that your computer gets bricked.

I wish for a 4 or 5 on Calc AB

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted its4/100 

I wish for OFT 2 to launch

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Every copy of the source code for OFT 2 is put on a rocket and launched into space, never to be seen again.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But the life imprisonment has its own disadvantages.

I wish there was Skyrim's NoInsect mod irl.

[kspbutitscursed]

Gran5ed it causes th universe to end 

I wish for starship

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

Spoiler

I wish for a 33-engine SH/SS test stand blowing up.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it doesn't fure or explode it just sits the spinning up the turboprops 

[Scarecrow71]

Nothing asked for, which is easily corruptible.  You get...nothing.

I wish people would remember to make a wish when they grant one in this thread.

[kerbiloid]

Grant one.

Make wish.

[GGG-GoodGuyGreg]

Granted. But because you didn’t mention what wish it is, nothing happened. 
 

I wish for KSP2 1.0

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Your grandchildren will have downloaded it in future and call you.

I wish to have a shower now.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the shower is lava 

I wish for ksp to fix the kraken 

[Scarecrow71]

That can't be granted because the kraken is already perfect.

I wish for the kraken to be slain.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the it doesn't die because there are many krakens

I wish for sls to be like starship

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It destroys the launchpad and explodes on separation.

I wish to know why the SpaceX engine failure indicator failed?
(Visually 6 engines off, the indicator shows first 6, then 5).

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the indicator glitches out and blows up starship 

I wish for falcon heavy the be full recovered 

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. They removed the second stage so it's useless. 

I wish for a nuclear pen.