Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it is the size of the starship 2.0

I wish for starship to implode on the pad

[dsplaisted]

Granted it exploded. 

I want to land on Duna.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the death star blew it up 

I wish for artemis 2 to scrub 

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But they launched Artemis 3 instead. 

I wish for an AI piloting system mod. 

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it made your rocket fly into the atmo

 I wish for sls to launch many many times and nit nuke the pad

Edited April 11, 2023 by kspbutitscursed

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Two launches appeared to be too many.

I wish to choose between PHP and NodeJS.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You choose BASIC. 

I wish for a shrinkable Cyclops. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

I wish for wish wildcard.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You got a card. 

I wish for Stratenblitz 75's Dres Bridge save. 

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the save us corrupted*

I wish for ship 24 be caught by the chopsticks

This is the name of thread

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. It explodes infront of you and you explode too.


I wish to be a genie.

[kerbiloid]

Nobody can hear what do you want, because you are bottled.

I wish for a dwemer mythrilleuse.

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. It shoots you.

 

I wish for it to be May 1st.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  It will be May 1st in 10 days.  Unfortunately, you drop dead on April 30.

I wish for the Green Bay Packers to select a TE in the upcoming draft.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The Package Dept. of the Green Bay post office is always glad to help you.

I wish github had gitcoins.

 

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. Each use of github requires 10,000 gitcoins and 1 gitcoin costs 19,000 dollars US.

i wish to be able to control the universe.

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[Little 908]

Granted. You may now control universe sandbox 2

I wish that this is the last thing ever said in this thread

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Everyone is typing in silence.

I wish to know all "Ancient Egyptian" hieroglyphs.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. You forget how to read, write and speak any other languages you could read, write and speak prior to your wish. As of now you can only read and write hieroglyphics.

i wish my atc in flightsim 2020 would stop failing (a long standing and well documented bug where either just the atc goes mute or both atc and the ai first officer both go mute) by going mute. (Yes i have a vatsim account and no i dont use it often because when i fly most if not all human controllers are offline ((US controllers, europe is mostly online but im not skilled enough yet to fly on the vatsim network in europe))  leaving me to use only unicom 122.800 which is lonely)

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[ColdJ]

Granted: But now all you hear is Robyn Williams being the DJ from Good Morning Vietnam.

I wish people I meet would instantly agree with what I am explaining to them.

Edited April 25, 2023 by ColdJ

[Little 908]

Granted, all the people I now meet, will instantly agree with with I’m saying to them.

I wish for the person below my comment to delate theirs

[kerbiloid]

Granted. 2 hours passed.

I wish for a stone age slide rule.

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. You now only have stone age technology, and you only speak in grunts, and live in a cave.




I wish for a inert spaceship.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted the furl leaks into the cabin finds a spark and ignites 

I wish for starship booster 9 to launch with ship 26

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. The booster crashed on the launch pad. VANGUARD MOMENT LOL

I wish for fly safe.