Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ColdJ]

Granted: Whenever you ask a question, you get the answer, "Does That"

I wish coughing was useful.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They can find you in the forest by listening.

 

An unrelated wordplay is unexpectedly born.

Coughin' puts into coughghin.

I wish somebody likes this brilliant example of humour.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted! 

we are all figments of Calvins imagination!

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i wish it true

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. The checking is finished. It != false.

I wish to know, who had made that strange hill to the west.

[AlamoVampire]

I wish i wasnt

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You are now on holiday in the Northern Territory of Australia.

I wish I was.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you are sitting in session at the US Senate as a representative of kerbin

i wish i were

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. You turn into a werewolf, and have a werewish.

I wish there were werehamsters.

 

[AlamoVampire]

Granted by my werewish! You are a tiny siberian werehamster

i wish i had

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You now have the latest Apple device. You put all your personal details in it and it steals your life. GET YOUR OWN "I HAD" TODAY.

I wish there was no hole in my tooth.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you have no teeth!

i wish i was whole

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You are a whole lotta love.

I wish to hear a funny joke.

[AlamoVampire]

Who has money and thinks polluting space is acceptable?

i wish life was simple

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[ColdJ]

Granted: Life is now an early version of Minecraft.

I wish sad people knew that there are other people just as sad.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted our sadness becomes voltron and we depress the world

i wish to see the sea that sees the sea that saw the saw

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[kerbiloid]

Look at the Moon. There are lunar seas, which can see the Earthseas from above.

I wish for the lunar fish.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you get the snack that smiles back

i wish to speak with the hop

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[kerbiloid]

Granted, but others can hear only hip.

Is "ping-pong" named after doppler effect?

[AlamoVampire]

Its named after emperor tennis of ping table pong hoopland

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i wish i could remember

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[kerbiloid]

U do.

Spoiler

         The Fifth of November

    Remember, remember!
    The fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder treason and plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot!
    Guy Fawkes and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To blow the King and Parliament
    All up alive.
    Threescore barrels, laid below,
    To prove old England's overthrow.
    But, by God's providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
    A stick and a stake
    For King James's sake!
    If you won't give me one,
    I'll take two,
    The better for me,
    And the worse for you.
    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
    A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
    A pint of beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn him.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

I wishn't.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted all wishes prior to yours combine to turn the universe into a black hole leaving you alone as the only life in the universe.

i wish it was a wasnt was has had fun

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[Scarecrow71]

Granted.

I wish Was Not Was...didn't.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted did was really had is

i wish i wish upon a did you ever have

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[ColdJ]

Granted:

I have heard among this clan,
You are called the forgotten man
(Is that what they're saying, well did you evah!)
(What a swell party this is)

And have you heard the story of,
A boy, a girl, unrequited love
(Sounds like pure soap opera, tune in tomorrow) I
May cry
(What a swell party this is)

(What frills, what frocks) What broads!
(What furs, what rocks!) They're bootiful.
(Why I've never seen such gaity) Neither have I.
(Its all just too, too risque really)

This french champagne (domestic)
(So good for the brain) that's what I was going to
Say.
(You know you're a brilliant fellow?) Why thank
You
(Pick up jack. Please don't eat that glass my friend)

(Have you heard, about dear Blanche?)
(Got run down by an avalanche) No!
(Oh don't worry, she's a game girl you know, got
Up and finished 4th)
The kids got guts. (Having a nice time? Grab a
Line!)

Have you heard that Mimsie Starr (what now)

She got pinched in the Astor bar
(Sloshed again, eh?) She was stoned.
Well, did you evah? (Never!)
What a swell party this is!

Hey, check out that act! (That's a lovely dress.
You think I can talk her out of it?)

It's great, (aah it's great)
So grand! (so grand)
It's wonderland!
La da da da...

(We sing), oh we sing
(So rare) so rare
(Like old camembert)
(Like baba au rhum!)
Don't dig that kind of crooning chum!

Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party
A swelligant, elegant party this is!

(I drink to your health)
Naw, lets drink to your wealth
Your my bon ami
Hey, that's french
A liberty fraternity

Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party
Swelligant, elegant party this is!

I wish for quality.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted: wish grantin teknologie made in china

i wish five

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