Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Mach56]

Granted, You wish that you where a caterpillar.

I wish that I am rigged to explode the next time I post in this thread .

Edited June 8, 2013 by Mach56

[redwolfy]

granted you explode into a caterpillar

i wish that everything was closer

[Rage097]

Granted. I'm now MUCH closer to you...muhahahahaha.

I wish people would get their mind out if the gutter.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It instead gets picked up by a bowling machine, where it promptly gets removed and sent down the chute back to the bowlers. Of course this makes a huge mess of the equipment, and everyone gets mad cause the bowling alley has to shut down for cleanup.

I wish I could afford to go bowling today.

[Rage097]

Granted. you use the money for something other than bowling.

I wish for time.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you now experience 1 second for the rest of us as 1 year for you. You now live for about 80 seconds by our time.

I wish for more madness in the world. Its FUN!

[Rage097]

Granted. I come over to the U.K. and cause chaos and madness.

I wish that I wouldn't be shot on sight of I were to go to australia.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you are now bludgeoned to death with a giant inflatable toy kangaroo on sight if you were to go to Australia.

I wish that I had a shrink ray.

[hedzup456]

Granted, you have a dead, shrunken manta ray.

I wish I could download more RAM.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you can only download -4GB of ram now.

I wish for even more madness!

(You get shot in Australia Rage?)

[Rockcoole]

Granted. You are now more and more anger at all your friends.

I wish I had my pilots license already.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it is only for a non-existing aeroplane.

I wish my mouse would work or have a new one. You can't do KSP on a laptops mousepad. You need scroll for building the rockets.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now KSP requires a trackpad for moving the cursor.

I wish that I had a bear of the Tu-95 variety.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but your KSP runway needs a extension, since the Tu-95Bear turned into a Tu-160BlackjackBear...

I wish my birthday wasn't at the end of June...

[Mach56]

Granted, It's at the start of July

I wish to be standing under a rocket when said rocket lifts off.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it doesn't lift off.

I wish that the mainsail initiative had more nations in BLOC.

(this-->http://www.bloc.name/bloc/news.php)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the site now BLOCs all of its users. (I was too lazy to read that much into it )

I wish that the Soviet Union still existed.

[Rage097]

Granted. They are planning to nuke us.

I wish for Steam to not be a broken thing.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now computers run on actual steam.

I wish that jet engines worked in space.

[MGUARN]

Granted you broke physics meaning the universe is even more broken.

I wish the extensive damage to the universe was fixed.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. Just when I finally am putting the final touches on restoring it, somebody invents Time travel and inflicts irrepairable damage to the space-time continnum.

I wish I could fly.

[MGUARN]

granted ,but since the universe is still damage your wish doesn't work

I wish the universe is fixed with out interruptions.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now there is no interuptions for anything, causing all of the universe's history to happen at once, breaking it again along with time itself this time.

I wish for a soopersunic jet, NOT a supersonic one. I can see where you might be confused though, they are pretty similar

[Felsmak]

Granted. You're hit by a jet stream made of soup as hot as the sun.

I wish for superpowers.

[Kerbal01]

Granted,but once you get them they don't seem so super anymore

I wish for bobcat to release his ares v/Altair update for the American pack already.