AlamoVampire Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) Granted. You suddenly smell the most horrific skunk smell ever and relieve me of having to smell it! i wish the skunk smell would go away, its making my eyes burn. 143008282023 new page Edited August 28, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Granted, you no longer have eyes or a nose. Now you can't smell it or let it burn your eyes! I wish for a Marine F-35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Granted, it does not work as its a piece of junk aircraft. Aviations ford pinto if you will i wish to see a sea 220708282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Granted: You sea a C. I wish for small biomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Granted you get a 1 micron by 1 micron biome i wish i had a chocolate candy 222008282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Granted. The candy is choco-late, so you don't want it anymore. I wish for a chocoearly candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Granted. Here you go: i wish to see you fish 171608292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 granted you are the one being fished I wish for the FAA to get a move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Granted: They moved offices and now you can't find them. I wish that everybody pooled their knowledge for the greater good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Granted. You see a new swimming pool model made. Its 1/7500 scale. i wish it was a fuzz 214809012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Granted. It was. It started fuzzion. I wish for a piece of the metastable metallic deuterium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Granted: It is encased in a ballbearing sized ball of Neutronium. We will throw in a massive gravitational field for free. I wish for vacuum filled floating air ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Granted, you are the vacuum pump! i wish fish could dish a wish that could go swish, fwish and fish 013109022023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) Granted. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish... I wish to see it. Edited September 2, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Granted: A really creepy clown is coming for you. I wish the human race wasn't determined to wipe itself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Granted. The human race has wiped out other species. I wish for Antarctic base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Granted: Your Arctic base is covered in Fire Ants. I wish for a Procrastination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Wait a minute, Mr. Procrustes will return soon. Spoiler I wish for an authentic artifact from the lunar castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Granted: One Lunar Calendar. I wish for a fan base to annoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Granted. Spoiler I wish to sharpen the fan blades to have a mosquito salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Granted. You sharpened the fan blades and then went and made yourself a mesquite salad. I wish to fan the flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Granted: You get a job trying to cool the inside of a volcano with a hand fan. I wish to observe the decay of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Granted. You fall down from the Great Stink. I wish for a Flywheel of Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Granted: But it takes time to get up to speed. I wish more talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Granted you get lent more tal i wish for some nachos 093709052023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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