MGUARN Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Granted but seconds after the contest is over ,and you win you stomach burst spilling it's content all over the stand.I wish for a muffin made with atomic material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegee Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Granted. As soon as you try to bite it, the muffin eats YOU!I wish for some potato chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Granted. You receive computer chips made of potato (capable of providing itself with 1.6 volts of power!)I wish I wasn't so tired after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Granted, but now you can't fall asleep again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I wish for the previous to wish a wish that I will answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Granted, but now you can't fall asleep againI wish MLP:FIM Never existed...wait, no MLP of any kind I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Granted. Now all the fans kill you because they are angry that there isn't any show they liked was onI wish for the above to wish before he did now (Look at last page) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Granted, but this causes a paradox or something, probably. Its the only proper explanation... right?I wish that Nicholas Cage went insane and was kept in a padded CAGE in a mental hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I wish for a falcon 9 v 1.1 mod that doesn't lagg my game hard enough to crash it instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 An Orignal Name: Granted. As for there can't be a cage in a cage it causes a paradox exploding the universeDarthVader: Granted. You get it but because you didn't answer the previous you get shunned out of existanceI wish for this injury to go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, but the rest of your body is injured in the same way as the one you wish was gone.I wish I was bilingual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, but no one understands your 2nd language.I wish for a wobbly ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustralianFries Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, but... Wobbles itself apart and is destroyed... I guess... That was kind of crappy wish.I wish for a stable ship with no wobble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, but they are too ridgid and can't expand with heating, and thus vaporize mid flight.I wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, butI wish for my friend to be home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Granted, but upon saying hello he (she?) forgets who you are entirely.I wish I had the waffle maker here with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Granted, but all the waffles you make are immediately burned to a crisp.I wish we had KSP physics on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classyjakey Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Granted, danny decides to destroy the universe by crashing into jool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Granted.I wish for a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it ceases to exist because you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one, but then you already had one and thus had no need to wish for it, which made you wish for one...x∞I wish that I was a technopath. Edited July 7, 2013 by Galacticruler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Granted, but... Wobbles itself apart and is destroyed... I guess... That was kind of crappy wish.I wish for a stable ship with no wobble.What I expected. Corrupt or not, that really is a crappy wish.(above user) Granted, but the universe explodes. Ninja'd. Granted, but your wish didn't come true.I wish for a corrupt wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Pseudonym Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Granted, but you used it already. Too bad.I wish for a new computer (seriously I can't run KSP on this thing for 15 minutes without it shutting down ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it turns out to be my computer which I quickly reacquire, leaving you with the one you have now.I wish I could remove the power cable from my motherboard now that I finished breadboarding it... Edit: Nevermind, got it I now wish for dinner! Edited July 8, 2013 by OrbitusII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it is poisoned like EVERY OTHER WISH GRANT OF A FOOD RELATED WISH BLAAAAHHHHHHI wish for LOTSA SPAGHETTI Edited July 8, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Granted, but it is a great fing spaghetti monster.I wish for $570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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