Red Iron Crown Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, everything you know and love collapses into your gravity well.I wish I could get in better shape just by watching workout videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted, you become so buff your heart explodesi wish i could control gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, the point-masses you produce to control gravity break down physics so Hawking gets up and kick you in the shins.I wish for a cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, it's a tofu-burger with vegan "cheese".I wish for an unlimited gift card at Costco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. You are forced to purchase gifts for the gift card. They're not free. Also, you have to purchase gifts for him forever.I wish for pseudo internet users that mysteriously appear out of nowhere and act very similarly to normal internet users, and can be summoned to a site such as a server or webpage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted, you dont know which are the pseudo and which are reali wish that the sun was a hyper-velocity star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. It's also colinear with 30 stars and will crash into every single one within 50 years.I wish for humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. They go broke and can't afford to send the last 3 people back, so they die. Too bad you were chosen to go there...I wish I was the best footballz.Totally worth it... as for the last wish granted but they kill you in your sleep.I wish for everyone here to realise that if a wish is a true wish who wished it would suffer any consequence to get to have the wish granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but the humans take over the world and kill you.I wish for the founder of EA to burn slowly in a tub of magma BEFORE HE FOUNDED EA! (Because, come on, who dosen't?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 The Wishmaking Fairy is the founder of EA. He bops you on the head and you go *poof*.I wish I posted on page 666. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but this breaks the chain of wishes resulting in a paradox in which I un-able to grant the wish because it is on page 666 and not on page 676, meaning that that post could not go on page 666 and therefore must go on page 676, allowing me to grant it...I wish this paradox could be resolved with minimal headaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted, your brain melts instead of you having headachesI wish earth was a brown dwarf star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. Now everyone is dead, including you. Happy now?I wish everyone had a copy of KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. Everyone was executed for pirating KSP.I wish TPT meant something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted TPT literally means "Something".I wish for a clear definition of what can and what can not be wished for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. Nothing further can be wished for.I cannot complete the second line of my post due to the first line. I wish I could. Oh, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 granted, it was a horrible wish that resulted in the death of the universe i wish that valve renounced being unable to count to three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and Team Fortress 3 are all terrible games with no sci-fi, underpowered weapons, and horrible slime creatures twice as big as men.I wish horrible slime creatures twice as big as men were in TF2 as NPC's that spawn randomly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, they are indestructible and spawn camp both teams constantly.I wish that people would stop listening to horrible music (my definition of horrible music). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuriski Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. The world is now deaf.I wish for this wish to not be granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 granted, but because you wanted it to be not granted youre stuck in a paradox loopi wish poland would be GMT +0 instead GMT +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, but the sudden change in timezones bring mass hysteria and panic, causing society as we know it to break down.I wish for less leftover assignments in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuriski Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. You never qualify anything. Ever.I wish that man has colonised the moon, to an extent that it looks like a miniature earth, atmosphere and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. The atmosphere is made of pure arsenic. Too bad you were sent to test it out...I wish for a hoarse horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 granted, due to having a deadly disease that caused its voice to be hoarse, it suddenly dies and falls over you, crushing you to deathi wish that the more people were interested in science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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