Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You start mining it from apples.

I wish that apart of Technetium there were Enginitium and Developium.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Granted,ummmm,the world gets krazier to get those artifacts and.... somehow.... The humanity..... dissapears?

I wish TikTok was also Banned in here.

[Dirkidirk]

33 minutes ago, Dat Kerbal Dude said:

Granted,ummmm,the world gets krazier to get those artifacts and.... somehow.... The humanity..... dissapears?

I wish TikTok was also Banned in here.

Granted. the internet is also banned.

I wish for a @kerbal.

Edited October 23, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Granted:

here..

I wish to _____

[DunaManiac]

Granted. Anything can happen, which means you inadvertently destroy the universe.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Granted.

I is millonaire.

I _____ to _________

[Fraston]

2 minutes ago, DunaManiac said:

Granted. Anything can happen, which means you inadvertently destroy the universe.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Every time you spend a dollar, a random child vanishes into thin air.

I wish to be cold.

‘d

Edited October 23, 2020 by Fraston

[Guest]

granted you actually are cold physically but your brains sensors trigger that you are hot making a false sense of reality

I wish for a Pringle

[DunaManiac]

Just now, The Doodling Astronaut said:

granted you actually are cold physically but your brains sensors trigger that you are hot making a false sense of reality

I wish for a Pringle

Granted. It's burned, malformed and inedible.

I wish glitches would fix themselves.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

2 minutes ago, The Doodling Astronaut said:

I wish for a Pringle

Granted:

a -103927358390253728 B.C Pringle, now eat it right n-

[EXC] NullReferenceException: Invalid Year Date.

I wish to N-body.

1 minute ago, DunaManiac said:

I wish glitches would fix themselves.

Granted.

Bugs now Fix themselves and evades "Fixes".

Edited October 23, 2020 by Dat Kerbal Dude
ninja'd

[DunaManiac]

2 hours ago, Dat Kerbal Dude said:

I wish to N-body.

Granted. Your a nobody.

I wish pi wasn't an irrational number.

[AlamoVampire]

19 minutes ago, DunaManiac said:

Granted. Your a nobody.

I wish pi wasn't an irrational number.

Granted. Pi now does not exist

i wish that i could speak kerbal.

201710232020

201810232020

Edited October 24, 2020 by AlamoVampire

[probe137]

Granted. You can no longer speak any other language.

I wish I could think of a wish for this.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, but your wish corrupts into a 404 error and fails to materialize. 
 

i wish this wish was on the first page. 
 

225810232020

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You can see previous 635 ones.

I wish lunar seas had tides.

[Fraston]

On 10/23/2020 at 11:54 PM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You can see previous 635 ones.

I wish lunar seas had tides.

Now total war with copious mecha-spiders,  weird rabbits and lasers firing from random portals breaks out against Earth. Who wants to be swept away by a big tsunami?

I wische for more fische.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. NASA discovers water on the Moon.
(No, seriously.)

I wish there was a 32 pixel and 2 lines limit of the signature height.

[sir rocket]

Granted, the pictures explode because they can't handle being compressed 

I wish to be a kerbal 

[kerbiloid]

Nobody cares about Kerbal wishes.

I want the Java language to get extinct.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Granted, however it turns out that 75% percent of the internet runs on JavaScript, therefore it shuts down the internet for 5 years, as everyone has to get used to the new format.

I wish that the entire Starship rocket could lift off before Dec 31.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Space-X quickly has made a big forklift for Starships.

I wish nobody, never, at no circumstances, confuses the relatively blessed JavaScript and the absolutely cursed Java.
(They have just absolutely nothing common except the name.)

Edited December 13, 2020 by kerbiloid

[GuessingEveryDay]

Granted. Now everyone can't agree if HTML is the same thing as C+.

I wish I was the one who started this thread.

[Souptime]

Granted, nobody replies

I wish to be god of the forums

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you have no time to do anything but reading tons of nonsence every minute.

I wish that tesseract had a rest for a minute.

[probe137]

Granted, but the 4th dimension ends.

I wish that exotic matter existed