FishInferno Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you are also scared away.I wish that I could fly to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you've not got a space suit. Or anything to provide air, for that matter.I wish I had a ticket to Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) Granted. A hobo spits on a ticket to Mount Volcano and it seems to you that the airplane is going to Florida, however you are going to Mount Volcano w/ terrorists.I wish that the sun started violently rotating around my piece of money, and as such would be at (2/3)c relative to my money and accelerate at an extreme gravity of 500 earth gravities or more. Edited March 20, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but the sudden nature of such a change creates a new black hole and swallows up everything around us. Way to go. I wish for good luck for the next week and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted. After applying good luck to one situation, your good luck is no longer useful and you are miserable.I wish that I could move in 1/4th space, avoiding any attack that lasts for less than 4 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you are merely cut into four pieces instead, as 1/4th space is not physically viable.I wish someone would give me a proper explanation of 1/4th space (especially as apparently it's related to time, not space, which makes zero sense). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted. Someone gives you an explanation, but it's so complex you pass out and are unable to play KSP for the next ten months.I wish that I could watch TV right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but the only show running at that time is Jersey Shore.I wish that space time was acknowledged as a dimension Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but this turns the scientific world upside down causing people to become dumber than they where.I wish my Mac didn't suck so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 granted, mac was bought out by GNU.I wish I could mod KSP.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you became confused and tried to apply a new internal combustion engine and flame decals to your computer. It's not very effective.I wish for anything you could grant me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but engrafted because i can ungrant your wish because you wished for anything i can grant you. In other words, granted but ungranted.I wish i could ace my homework and tests on school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you don't have the knowledge to support this and fail at further education.I wish I had the ability required to pass my exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but as you are certain you have the ability, you become overconfident and forget that it also takes work, not just ability alone. You end up failing your next set of exams.I WISH FOR A WAY TO DISABLE CAPS-LOCK IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TURN IT ON BUT ARE TO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 granted but sticky keys notice only takes 1 push for less than a second.I wish Danny would upload his newest video faster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but it turns out to be all hype and there are no subtitles or bugs.I wish that KSP was 64bit and I had 50 gigabytes of ram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but you got that computer illegally and the FBI confiscates it.I wish for jeb to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but since this is ram and not RAM, you end up with 50 gigabytes of images, sounds, and videos of sheep. KSP is also in 64 bits that you need to piece together in order for the sheep to be removed from your hard drive (it's the next evolution of passwords).I wish I wasn't secretly a dog . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted. You're secretly a cat.I wish for a Pi shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted, but the person who provides this is pedantic and is confused by your request - do you want one shirt or pi shirts? He gives you 3.1415926... shirts.I wish wishes weren't so hard to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted. Truly pancakes destroy you.TT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 t.I wish my infractions would expire quicker so people don't bypass my questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Granted. Instead you get bannedI wish for me to become a better programmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Granted. You then break your computer and uninstall everything you installed for coding because you become insane at the bugs.I wish that procrastinating would remove the work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Granted. It's re-moved to the next day.I wish I had an awesome sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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