Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are taken by the government so they can do horrific tests on you.

I wish that the Internet was nicer.

[POTKC]

Granted. It is nicer to me. But horrible to you.

I wish there were some other people playing except for me and (An Original Name).

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[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but their posts are removed because they contain a virus that causes your computer to display lolcats forever.

I wish that I had a real life lolcat.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but it starts rofling in favor of me.

I wish for a cheeze

[POTKC]

Granted. Say hello to Stinky the Rotten Cheese.

I wish I owned the Curiosity rover.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted. But you cannot access it in anyway.

I wish for a fish.

[Mekris28]

Granted, but it is revolted by the sight of you and flops out of the fish bowl, inevitably killing itself.

I wish for better headphones.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they fuse with your head and when you try to yank them off you pull your brains out.

I wish that I lived in a city made out of french frys.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, french-speaking Frys from futurama all appear around you.

I wish for cheeze wheels. From Bubsy.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since a cheeze wheel is so radically different from a cheese wheel, you never eat it and use it as a trophy. It stinks after awhile. Alot.

I wish for some over easy eggs with a side of bacon.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but they are very moldy.

I wish that I was a potato :3

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but you get taken away by THE BIRD! KILL IT!

I wish for something that removes everything from existence.

[chobit-389]

Granted, see: Reality Bomb

I wish for two dead Stoats *growls and chases after the pair of weasel-like critters with a rifle and a shovel*

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but your reality bomb turns into a logic bomb and accidentally broken the forums.

I wish for a replacement core for my Hyper-V, 112 tons of deuterium and a rotating miniature black hole.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the replacement core is for a Hyper-IV, you get 112 tonnes of deuterium that immediately phusioniates all over the place, and the rotating miniature black hole is only miniature when compared to the sun (it is as big as Earth)

I wish for less Dhee Daws attacks

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, they attack all your loved ones instead.

(Also, I can accommodate for those mistakes you made in the wish )

I wish for the person below me to get their wish granted with no corruption.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. But the next preson is more corruptid.

I wish to become king of Rome, and the rest of Italy.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you ROME around too much to do any ruling.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

[hawkinator]

Granted, they have stopped boring holes in you.

I wish for more cheese.

[POTKC]

Granted. Your house turns into molten cheese and you drown in it.

I wish for a Kerbal-shaped birthday cake.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it actually is a kerbal covered with a layer of cake. You seem completely oblivious to its screams as you try and enjoy the inner layers of this very strange cake.

I wish that memes were even more popular.

[SollyK]

Granted, but they are all exactly the same.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

[POTKC]

Granted. (It is opposite day today.)

I wish I had my personal working Mercury capsule.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's made of mercury.

I wish for a table.

[TerrificToby]

that is made of water vapour...

I wish for a space program with unlimited money to do what I want with.