Red Iron Crown Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. There are now one hundred million pennies on your desk, not enough to console you for getting double ninja'd.I wish to be independently wealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. You buy everything you like and achieve, everything you want. But thats not what you wanted. You lose faith in the everything and see only the worst of things. You hang yourself.I wish for a full rep bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. It is full of red bars instead, because asking people for rep usually results in negreps instead. I wish I had a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. It's powered by hype, and the tank is almost empty.I wish for more kirby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Granted. Kirby now appears with 95% probability per minute on Eve. It will inhale your rocket immediately and unavoidably.I wish to rule the multiverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Granted, but it turns out the inhabitants aren't pleased by your ultimate power. They steal your magical power fire and shoot lasers at you.I wish I had a magical power fire to replace all of those uranium rods and coal plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Granted. The magical power fire only exists for a fraction of a second before disappearing.I wish I had a powerful computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 granted, but it cant fit in your houseI wish for a laser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Granted. Upon first use, the batteries explode and destroy it.I wish that I could go to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Granted. Your best friend hangs a moon on you, and you're compelled to go to it.I wish I could taser bad drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Granted, but your first attempt hits the gas tank and explodes. You're jailed for life for murdering a busload of people.I still wish for chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Granted. It's beamed up to the K. ACRONYM. enterprise so that spockilogic can eat it.I wish that pirates had laser guns, including the interweb pirats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. We all speak pirate and live on the coast in boats and get in lengthy sword fights in bars, because 16th century pirates got laser guns too. Also, Pirates haven't invented KSP or interwebs, so great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 If only you had remembered to make a wish. Since you wished for nothing, you will be converted to nothing. *focuses an orbital laser on your house, reducing it to dust and gases with you still inside*I wish I had a winning lottery ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. It's a winning lottery ticket for -$1000 dollars.I wish all ants in my property would disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkh Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Accepted, all your ants disappear and become spiders.I wish I would get straight A's in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. All your grades are fAils.I wish schools focused on educating rather than prepping for standardized tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. All your grades are fAils.I wish schools focused on educating rather than prepping for standardized tests.granted. They focus on educating through standardized pop quizzes and projects that were unnecessaryi wish that education wasn't competitive (ANYMORE!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. Barely anyone can afford smartness.I wish for corrupt kindness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted. You receive a little bunny, but it has glowing red eyes and purple fur. Your head is eaten.I wish that I will receive a green health bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted. The health bar is green from radioluminescence caused by critical plutonium and gives you radiation sickness.I wish that I wasn't sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted. You are now dead, and therefore no longer sick.I wish the potatoes were able to potate into patotoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but potate isn't a word, so the potatoes did nothing.I wish I wasn't dead. (Kidding! I'm alive. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 You're alive. (Kidding! You're dead! )I wish I could alter coefficients of friction and masses of objects at will during sporting events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted. You accidentally make the mass of a baseball zero, causing it to move at the speed of light and does this.I wish that ice cream didn't make you fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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