TheTsar52 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) Granted. But to have our ship shipped to you, cost extra shipping because it has to be carried on a ship shipping ships shipping ships.I wish for bacon. Edited September 26, 2014 by TheTsar52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. You choke on the package, which looks/tastes/smells exactly like the bacon in every way except it's made of plastic.I wish I was warned before every bad thing happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 :33 < Did someone say shipping??Granted. You get week old bacon nast.I wish for an airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. It's shielded (accursed) with an entity called "turbulence". You fly away without the airplane and go splat.I wish I owned all the turbulence in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Granted. That will cost you the US debt limit.I wish I had a M1A2 Abrams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Granted. It's in 1:1000 scale.I wish for a to-scale shuttle Discovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 granted. before you can use it the death star firesI wish for toa of hpe and hype marines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Ok. When they are both released it turns out they suck.I wish for pics/videos of destructible buildings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Granted, but they ain't what you thing they are. http://imgur.com/a/TQQFf#0I wish for a mountain of SCIENCE! Edited September 28, 2014 by TheTsar52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, you get superheated Science Isotopes?I wish for a four-kilogram perfect sapphire crystal for, um, optical reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted. It grew into an ugly, but it's still a perfect sapphire crystal.I wish that my sapphire crystals would grow into uglies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted. They grow into uglies which then disappear since they're so ugly.I wish that I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 granted, but yo forget how to while over a volcano crater.I wqish that spore 2 would come out and be better thatn spore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted. EA doesn't know what better is and sues Shores of Hazeron, then copies it and made it into a terrible game.I wish that everything first tenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, but everything then second relaxes.I wish for a decent gaming computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, but it cannot connect to the internet and has no USB ports.I wish that my browser wasn't lagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, your browser is not lagging.... It crashed and will not load up anymore... ever!!!!!I wish one of my books gets published. Edited September 28, 2014 by Lhathron the Elf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) One of your books gets published as YELLING ALL CAPS TEXT in 72 point comic sans on a skeevy .net website with a black background and popup ads every 30 seconds. With no credit given to you, of course.I wish for a 10-watt green laser with a perfectly-round, zero-divergence beam, an unlimited power source, and robust components that will never wear out, even with continuous use. Edited September 29, 2014 by GreeningGalaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted. Your perfectly coherent 10W green laser with unlimited power source masses 500,000 tons and can only be aimed by rotating the Earth.I wish for cheap, high quality foldable displays for mobile devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted. The technology becomes prohibitively expensive for anything larger or more complicated than a small black-and-white watch face.I wish for a computer that can really handle KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. You now own a quantum supercomputer with a liquid-helium-immersed core and a small power plant's worth of power draw. The power company cuts you off and fines you for the transformers you blew out.I wish for a gallon jug of pineapple juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. Your mouth starts bleeding, it's a gallon jug of pineapple!I wish for pineapples to be filled entirely with deadly spikes instead of yellowish goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. You also receive retrograde amnesia.I wish for a personal power source for that quantum supercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. The personal power source is a pedal powered magneto that delivers one minute of computing for every hour of strenuous pedaling.I wish for an infinitely long and never unentertaining sci-fi book series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. Star trek novels. If your opinion of the definition of 'entertaining' includes 'really bad fanfiction,' you're in luck.I wish for a chocolate peanut butter cream pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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