InterCity Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. You don't have to go there because you were fired yesterday.I wish I was the one to first encounter a human-friendly alien race outside earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. Spanish people get hired to go onto the ISS.I wish for a generous tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 granted. here is a dead generous treeI wish for the ability to explode fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. The troll is better at backtrolling and trolls you back.I wish for an embiggerifier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. It only embiggerifies things that try to kill you. Tragically, a mosquito tries to suck your blood, starts to land on you, and, well, you can imagine the rest.I wish for an ensmallerfier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. You accidentally pointed it at yourself. A cute kitty has mistaken you for food.I wish there was no kittens on the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. All references to kittens on the internet in the past is erased, and all kittens, both living and those being born, are instantly turned into a hungry alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mix. Now people everywhere are dying because of the monstrosities you made! You monster! I hope one of them gets you soon!I wish all the alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mixes dissapeared from the planet. And for Spore to work again. Gotta keep my priorities straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezburgar7300 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted! All of the alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venomous-snake-spider mixes have infiltrated the Spore game instead. Also, Spore only works on Windows 95 OS and only on Skynet.I wish that squad puts fairings in the next up-date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. They put fairings on the download file but they forget to eject them, causing the update to be delayed by a day, which causes you to go insane.I wish I could see Interstellar again in IMAX 3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KandoKris Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted but thier combined salary causes budget blowout and the only myths they bust are theories on paper.I wish KSP hurried up and made Mk3 internals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, they also added Kraken inside.I wish an SSTO from Eve's sea level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted; it has enough Delta-v but spawns in the rocket fuel sea. You can't take off.I wish my patients all survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, but you lose the ability to understand why they are funny yourself and now they laugh at you.I wish I could create a time paradox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You travel back in time to kill hitler after he was born. Since this eliminates any reason for killing him, once you return to your age, you're imprisoned for a pointless murder of a baby.I wish that I become the man who invented the warp drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 granted. the universe kills you for breaking physics.i wish i could kill hitler right as WWll started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, you managed that, but this changed the course of subsequent events so dramatically that it prevented your parents from meeting each other thus you were never born. You disappear immediately as you pull the trigger.I wish I could do whatever I wish and remain sane, alive and in one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. All other humans are now dead, for spontaneously materializing nuclear bombs. You might want to make more humans, but they're too complicated to spontaneously materialize.I wish for a pile of potassium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. Wait it is in the pail of water you hold in your hands.I wish to divide by zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 ERROR ERROR ERROR 101010111011110101101100100110010010101011010011010101000111 DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR 101010101110010001010101010101 ERRORi wish for immortality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You are trapped in a time loop and have to relive the same day forever.I wish for a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted,you get a fork.. because im out of spoons I wish that i could have a time train that goes backwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 granted: you can go up to 10 seconds in the pasts!I wish I could find something else to do than playing at these forum games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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