Sampa Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 you get put into a coma due to the world collapsing.I wish that I was a firebender (Avatar The Last Airbender reference). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted but you burn yourself in a freak accident.I wish that I had a party cannon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, it shoots backwards and gives you a concussion.I wish to not be cross eyed anymore so I can see depth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, you lose your eyes in a freak-sightseeing accident.I wish Arstotzka was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. It is swiftly conquered by Russia.I wish for a room builder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, it only builds copies of the movie "The Room" and forces you to watch each copy it produces.I wish for a new Brand New album within the next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. The album is a photo album of explicit gore. It causes you to stab your eyes out of shock.I wish I could into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You suddenly into space. Struggling to hold your breath, you manage to last the full thirty seconds before you expire. No Heart of Gold is coming to rescue you.I wish that I had unlimited internet access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. The cable is inefficient, so sending more than 1 megabyte through it will cause the universe to collapse from a hypermassive photon quantum.I wish for a hypermassive photon quantum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, but superheroes will now prevent you from utilizing this new power.I wish for a new smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. Have my old broken Iphone 3! it's new for you because you never owned my iphone 3! I wish for a 1 meter diameter potato chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I wish Obama wasn't President of the United States.- - - Updated - - -and granted, only you die before you can finish it from overeating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, George triple-U Bush now is!I wish to finish that potato chip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deker13 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, but the remaining chip was able to kill you from overeating.I wish for a small cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. The cookie tracks your browsing habits and sends them to your mom/girlfriend/boss.I wish Internet privacy wasn't so complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, it's nonexistent! everyone can just watch other people's activities live! took care of that problem.I wish for self-washing dishes. Just leave them on the table and they become clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted, but you can never afford them.I wish for this keyboard to be better with typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. It's a dvorak keyboard now.I wish Valentine's Day would just sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. Poof,Valentines day no longer exists,so tomorrow just skips to sunday. I wish that i could own alot of jelly beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Granted. It gets planted in the ground, where it grows and makes new Valentine's days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. Poof,Valentines day no longer exists,so tomorrow just skips to sunday. I wish that i could own alot of jelly beans.Granted. They're poisoned jelly beans.I wish that Minecraft mods were easier to install. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted, but the mods conflict with your .jar.I wish I could go back in time and ride on Apollo 11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 You are strapped to the outside of the rocket. The results are predictable; you don't live very long.I wish for a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. You are now Hitler. (he had one heck of a life do you not agree?)I wish for better design skillz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. You are now an arts major with no job and no perspective whatsoever. The subway tunnels await you...I wish for a better plane than my L-13 BlanÃÂk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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